Whats the oldest memory in your life you can remember?
For me, when I was in kindergarten every time when it was time to go outside and play and get some exercise. I would pretend that I needed to go to the washroom but instead I would go back to the classroom and go through people's lunch bags/boxes. Back then in my kindergarten class, we had a this cupboard and everyone had their own individual space with their name-tag to put their lunchbags and stuff. So yeah, I would usually go through people's lunchbags and steal their snacks like cereal bar, fruit roll up, candy bar, or etc. I would then steal one snack I like and eat it quickly and throw out the wrapper and come back outside like nothing happened. I did it so many times to the point I knew which people's lunchbags to target like I knew Jimmy always carried the fruit roll ups and would always go for his snack. I was 5 years old at that time and I knew stealing was wrong (that's why I did it secretly) but I guess I thought it was okay as long you don't get caught. Most of my classmates didn't even realize their lunch snacks got stolen and I've doing it for 3 months straight until one day I decided to steal an apple from a girl's lunchbag and at lunch when she couldn't find her apple she started crying. At that moment, I stopped. 2 weeks later I started again.
Other than that I don't remember anything under 5 years old.
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I have so many but can't recall which is the earliest. Off the top of my head I vaguely remember my first time in Mexico my mom bought me a baby duck and named him Lucas.
I remember a time when I was a baby still in diapers. My mom or dad would usually be changing my diaper but this one time it was this random young lady. She didn't just change my diaper she started touching my privates and was giggling and blushing. I remember this too well.
i remember when i was in grade 1 and i unlocked a window screen from some building and i was on the 3rd floor and the window screen was heavy so i almost dropped it and i was at the very edge of the window lol and then some dude helped me lol it was wild
For me it was the first time I saw lightning when I was in Florida at the age of 3
my grandpa holding me as a baby.
I think I was 4 or 5. I almost drown. That is one memory a person can never forget.
I remember I flushed my panties down the toilet and then lied about it when the inevitable clogging happened.
I remember when I was in Korea I stole a whole bunch of Pokemon stickers without getting caught. 1 sticker worth $1, I think I stole over 40.
op you're a terrible person
In Bolivia when I was 3, I was in my Grandpas truck at the country side playing with the CD player.
I remembered that I was in a crib one time on the second floor of my house and it was pitch black at night. I was apparently alone in the room because there was no other sound, but I could hear some murmurs from downstairs. I stared up at the ceiling and I felt scared(because I'm sure most of us were afraid of the dark back then). I thought there would be a ghost to get me, so I started crying until my mom brought be downstairs. It turned out that there were a lot of people drinking and having a blast. For real, they were partying without me while I was scared as hell. >.<
These stories are making me laugh.
When I was three, I was in China with my great-grandma. I took her cane and I was spinning in circles with it. We were literally like a few yards away from the ocean. I remember I kept spinning and spinning and spinning. Before I knew it, the cane flew out of my hand and and I fell to the ground. I freaked out cause I thought it went into the ocean. I knew if it the cane fell in my ocean, I was going to get spanked by my grandma. Thankfully, it landed in our backyard. LOL, I'm not sure why I remember this so vividly. A lot of my early memories were in China. I also remember catching frogs late at night with our family nanny. I can't remember what we did with the frogs though.
[quote=SirKibbleX2]Got all the toys I wanted in preschool because the others would prefer to stay away than play with me.[/quote]
I don't blame them.
Walking in the zoo, being afraid of crocodiles due the fact that I was walking over a bridge and my dad made me believe that there were crocodiles swimming under the bridge which was laying in the water.
I was like 3/4, lmao.
When I was 3, I rode a little ride-on firetruck down a gravel hill to the park and crashed and got a huge gash in my elbow, which I still have the scar from.
That's my earliest memory.
When I was 3 (or maybe 4; I can't remember), my brother got a present for his birthday. It was a cake that if you pressed a button on one side, it played the happy birthday song, and if you pressed a button on the other side, it played here comes the bride. We were sitting next to a glass sliding door when he opened it. No, I have no idea of why I still remember this.
Taking out my moms lipstick from her bathroom and smearing it all over the carpet
Stealing glue from this kid after i punched him in the face and stabbed him with a wooden stick.
Before i was potty trained i remember getting into a fight with my sister in my parents bedroom. Don't remember why we fought but I remember I hit my sister and my grandma saying "hit him back" and somehow (forgot what happened after) it led me to peeing my pants.
Preschool, I actually understood what my teachers were saying several times, but I never said anything to them, even when they asked me something
[quote=Killeem]my daddy tellin me he didnt want me [/quote]
*platonic sympathy hug*
I think my oldest memory is falling asleep in the back of my dad's old scrap heap of a car during an overnight drive. I remember the faint scent of the gasoline and some obscure song I can't remember well enough to look up.
when i was in kindergarten, i could never talk to people for a while because i thought you had to swallow your saliva every second or else you would stop breathing.
my daddy tellin me he didnt want me