My dad really creeps me out
My father and mother are 10 years apart which isn't that strange because they're old now. But apparently my mother is the little sister of my dad's best friend and they first met when my dad was 20 and my mom was 10. I just wonder if my dad ever thought "Imma hit dat" about my mom when she was 10...
April 8, 2016
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LOL that is pretty sp00ki m8
@xdwow2: if they're old enough to wet the bed...they're old enough to share the bed. *hinthint*
@ashleyattacked: No no, there's everything wrong with it. Girls at that age don't even have enough pheromones to entice the opposite gender.
@sezbeth: You are awesome and I think your research/discovery is great. Apparently I was wrong. I celebrate how awesomely you corrected and eliminated my theory.
@ashleyattacked: Fifteen hours in front of a whiteboard today, so I don't feel like typing too much right now.
Instead, I'll use a very basic mathematical proof to refute the statement.
As seen here: ( http://imgur.com/etnw21A )
Note: Is a scientist= x
Flies to Japan to stare at 12-year old girls= y
@renexz: Scientists love to come up with words to define things that don't need to be defined. It helps them get grant money so they can pay off their school bills and have enough money left to fly to Japan to stare at the 12 year old girls. This is true about all scientists. They all do this.
@nyan: Oh really? I've just turned myself adult almost now, even so I'm an "ephebophilist"?
@renexz It's not pedofelia, it's ephebophilia. There's a difference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfV-bXDFxs Skip to 1:20
@ashleyattacked: Wow, I think that way too lol!
She's so mature for her age, and I think we are "the perfect couple", cause we don't argue, nor fight or anything, we just love each other so much and there's just one problem... The worst problem, actually...
She's from a state and I'm from another I'm from Sao Paulo and she's from Rio de Janeiro.
Pretty close, tho. But she's mother don't know I'm her bf so... I can't see her yet, I'll have to wait until 2018 or more to see her, and it hurts me so much. But if it's for her, I'll do anything :')
So... yea, pretty gay but it's how I feel and this is my situation/problem :''''''')
@renexz: Sounds good to me. If I could stop being 'lesbian' and get into guys like I want to be emotionally...I'd never want a bf that was my own age. I think your scenario is almost perfect. 20 yr old guy and 15 yr old girl is perfect. 15 year old girls may look young but they sure as crap don't look like kids...and a 20 yr old guy would def make a 15 yr old girl feel protected...while encouraging her to put in some effort to be more mature for her bf than she would otherwise feel surrounded by ppl her own age.
I'm 19 and my gf will be 15 yrs in September. Is it pedofily? She's hot af, tbh. She say I'm hot too, and she deserves me, so... yea :')
@ashleyattacked i second that
Nothing wrong with a 10 yr old girl if she's hot.
My dad was 42 and my mom was 27 when they had me. o_O
what about when he was 10? he probably looked at your newborn mother and though the same thing
Probably.
Maybe not at 10, but around 18?
not that uncommon tbh
Probably not; difference in maturity between ages exponentially decreases with time. It's certainly strange for a 20 year-old to be attracted to a 10 year-old, but that's not so much the case with a 40 and 30 year-old.