General

1. Buy Maplestory from Nixon
2. Hire programers
3. Make them create game breaking in game items for you only
4. Profit with monopoly?

Buy stocks.

Become the FM yourself

World domination, Ending maple hunger

buy everything in fm and sell it for 10m higher

Quit listening to all these fools I've got just what you need! So from what I've gathered from your post your funds can be modeled by the function f(x)= infinity which is just a variation of the constant function f(x)=C in which the constant happens to be infinity. How do you increase a constant function? You could try integrating it (which is akin to a exponentially more productive merchanting method where you start with an infinite amount of money.). This can be modeled by integrating the function of f(x)= infinity dx = (infinity/2)x^2 the problem is that infinity is still a constant term so your simplified equation is f(x)= infinity and you're back where you started.

You need infinity to become the value that's being raised to the nth power in your merchanting modeling function. The only way to accomplish this is by taking into account [url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel] Hilbet's Paradox.[/url] If you read the Wikipedia article I provided on the subject you will find that the only way to increase your funds is to find an infinite number of sources of an infinite amount of money which would result in funds of infinity^infinity. The problem that this requires your dad to give you an infinite number of credit cards which would take an infinite amount of time. So from this point we have to assume you are immortal and the universe will never end. If this is not the case you're out of luck. If this is In fact the case, to get even more funds you need to go to the source of income again. By buying an infinite amount of factories that produce an infinite amount of these cards the each contain an infinite amount of funds you will reach infinity^infinity^infinity funds. Keep following this trend and you will eventually end up in an ... even better financial situation? If this is the case that also predicts that Santa's lineage are basically gods. So I for one welcome our new overlords with all the holiday spirit of my heart!

(Sorry basil doesn't let me use the symbol for infinity or integration so the notation got a little confusing.)

Give it to the poor.

Wow I counted at least 4 people who took the bait.

If you have infinite of something then there's no point marching. You're just wasting time.

merch spell traces until your eyes bleed.

boooring

[quote=Icebane]Nope, Not enough![/quote]

Sound logic. If @Icebane says infinite mesos is not enough, it must be true.

buy all the pink adventure capes

[quote=Icebane]...With an infinite amount of mesos, what should I invest in to be able to merch and turn a decent profit on?[/quote]
Anyting yoo like!
ot: ss or bs. No need to merch with sideways 8 mesos.

[quote=John5p]Infinite mesos means you have more than enough. You are contradicting yourself.[/quote]

Nope, Not enough!

I see you lurking in my shop from time to time, please buy my crap with your infinite mesos.

[quote=Icebane]But if I donate infinite mesos then I'll only have infinite mesos left and that's [b] not nearly enough! [/b] o.o[/quote]

Infinite mesos means you have more than enough. You are contradicting yourself.

[quote=John5p]Donate infinite mesos and profit with loads of gratitude.[/quote]

But if I donate infinite mesos then I'll only have infinite mesos left and that's not nearly enough! o.o

You will have to start small; maybe try merching empress items first?

Donate infinite mesos and profit with loads of gratitude.

[quote=ImCrunk]such sarcasm[/quote]

much wow

such sarcasm

infiniteeeeee marvell!

I'll trade you my magic beans for your credit card

Maple BlackJack 1 round double or nothing.

you invest in my company and I promise you you will get millions times back.... after 100 years
payments accepted in mesos~
profit? Yes~

infinite meso why bother merching?