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What Should I Name My Hedgehog

So my boyfriend got me a hedgehog. I wanted to name it Durian but he doesn't like that name. We thought of the names Hazel, Peanut, and Kiwi but we're not sure. Any suggestions?

December 14, 2013

28 Comments • Newest first

Skardsend

Name it Metal Sonic.

Reply December 14, 2013
iiCorsair

@Valky: Nuh uh. You can't tell me [b]NOTHING[/b]

Reply December 14, 2013
Zoneflare4

name "why the hell do you have to post everything that has to do with your relationship on basil?"

Reply December 14, 2013
Valky

[quote=iiCorsair]What's that? You tryna tell me something?

OT: Idk Durian seemed like a good one to me. o.o[/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS9IhcD1YYE

Reply December 14, 2013
yomamma1134

i always liked the name xX720trickshotzn0sc0pezXx

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silkym39

Isn't durian like the worst/smelliest fruit on earth? I'd go with shadow.

Reply December 14, 2013
Shir

You should name it Hammy.

Reply December 14, 2013
vongola1000

you should name it Damien

Reply December 14, 2013
Wanton

@GizzyJones: why this girl gotta be tied down by her man huh?
he gave her the rat
she owns the rat
she can name the rat
like how she owns his dik
she can name that dik

Reply December 14, 2013
zigen

What kind of backwater town do you live in where boyfriends give hedgehogs as gifts

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GizzyJones

[quote=Wanton]he got you that hedgehog it is now your pet not his you two do not share this hedgehog screw his opinion if you wanna name it Durian then name it that[/quote]
Honey, that's not how relationships work.

OT: I like Peanut.

Reply December 14, 2013
Psychopathic

Hedgehogs are so annoying. There's a family of them in my backyard, they make the dog bark all night.

Reply December 14, 2013
fun2killu

[quote=CygnusBabii]Name it Sonic for funsies. And btw, your boyfriend is irresponsible AF for gifting a pet and you are too for accepting such a burden. Yo asses shoulda sent that crap direct to hedgehog land in Sega games cuz y'all don't know how to treat that poor, defenseless, animal right. Like you see me? Im an independent black woman who don't knead no man. I can't say the same for that hedgehog.[/quote]

oh preach it qurl, preach it!

Reply December 14, 2013
Wanton

he got you that hedgehog it is now your pet not his you two do not share this hedgehog screw his opinion if you wanna name it Durian then name it that

Reply December 14, 2013
NoNsensical

Sonic Recolour Copyright xxD4rKxx3v1LxxR0s3xx DO NOT STEAL

Reply December 14, 2013
iiCorsair

[quote=Valky]downright darius[/quote]

What's that? You tryna tell me something?

OT: Idk Durian seemed like a good one to me. o.o

Reply December 14, 2013
fradddd

Why not name it Sonic.

Reply December 14, 2013
Ineqt

I say Shaymin or Shay or something close to it. Shaymin is such a cute pokemon

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CureSword

Chocolate truffles.

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Valky

downright darius

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TheDStar

Name it Shaymin.

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CygnusBabii

Name it Sonic for funsies. And btw, your boyfriend is irresponsible AF for gifting a pet and you are too for accepting such a burden. Yo asses shoulda sent that crap direct to hedgehog land in Sega games cuz y'all don't know how to treat that poor, defenseless, animal right. Like you see me? Im an independent black woman who don't knead no man. I can't say the same for that hedgehog.

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HolyDragon

Chobo
Point
Kidle
Grid

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xtripled

Bushy
like you know

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iVege

[quote=HolyDragon]Sonic the hedgehog.[/quote]

no one saw that coming

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HolyDragon

Sonic the hedgehog.

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