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Subway is run by Satan

Just look at the simple 6 menu.

There's 6 sub options
For 6 Dollars
And they're 6 inches

666, the mark of the beast. Subway is run by Satan

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February 15, 2015

10 Comments • Newest first

BobR

[quote=MateoCl]Subway is run by Satan[/quote]

Or aliens.
A recent study of DNA found in the New York Subway system could only identify about 50% of the DNA samples found.
There was insect DNA, bacterial DNA, human DNA, animal DNA... all of which could be matched to known species, but fully 50% of the samples didn't match any known existing DNA on Earth.
Oh... you mean that other Subway.

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simaini

too expensive now. i used to go there during my break for 5$ foot longs. now it's 6$ 6 inch. dollar extra for -6 inches >.<
i just go to quiznos instead, which is a block closer and tastes wayyyy better. a bit more expensive but worth it.

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xdwow

So if subways sell fruit, then that means they sell devil's fruit....Alright basilers! Let's all be nakamas and find One Piece!

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OnlineMusic

Last week I got a meatball sub with exactly 6 meatball, 6 slices of cheese and those cheese slices each had 6 holes in them. It all makes sense now.

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MizuiChan

Woah, and here I thought he was the mastermind behind Satanbucks.

...Guess he's not that fond of coffee...

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PandaBears

6+6+6=18
18/6=3
half-life 3 confirmed

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Killeem

nooo come 2 gods side chik fil a we love u mateo dnt go 2 dark side

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shekaruk

then i have to say that i love the devils food.....

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Quasar

Cool.

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zigen

More of a reason to enjoy it tbh

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