Scenerio: A man in a bear suit start running to you.
You're in a park enjoying your day, it's not so crowded either, maybe 1 or 2 people other than you. Suddenly, a man in a bear suit starts coming your direction. What do you do?
EDIT: you guys are weird. I'll add something else.
Inside his van labelled, "Free candy!", you think you hear screams for help.
January 31, 2011
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Well If I'm at the park I am most likely with my friend/s.
Take the man down, hijack the van and take all the [i]candy[/i].
[quote=VietDarkStar]Tell him I'm 21.[/quote]
Don't worry.
He doesn't mind at all.
[quote=Mistmage101]Not before he quickly chants...
[i]Imperio[/i][/quote]
OMG NO.
PIKACHU SAVE ME PLEES !
[quote=xFaceIess]Hello strange man in a bear suit which is running to me.
Goodbye strange man in a bear suit which had run to me.
[b]AVADA KEDAVRA[/b][/quote]
Not before he quickly chants...
[i]Imperio[/i]
Hello strange man in a bear suit which is running to me.
Goodbye strange man in a bear suit which had run to me.
[b]AVADA KEDAVRA[/b]
Start wondering why he'd want a 19-year old guy to give him pleasure.
I would ask for some of that free candy. ;D
Get some Free Candy, he seems totally legit.
Edit: for the Bear: Start a Spontaneous coordinated dance.
Give him a big ol' hug.
Haha I wanna slap him and egg him.
Jump on my Jaguar and fire ultimate strafe at him. Using Rawr every now and then to push him back, sense he isn't a boss monster.
His van on the other hand....
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqz5Nv6wZEA]I'd punch him like Luffy punched Tenryuubito[/url]
"HI DADDY!"
kick it in its genitals
[quote=Arghonot]MAKE ME A MECHANIC PLEASE SO I CAN KS THE BULLiES IN MY SCHOOL![/quote]
DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO THAT.
Ask for a piggy back ride.