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b00bs = longer life?

November 9, 2010

18 Comments • Newest first

LoveALexis

oh wow. my next charity project is going to be handing out free nudes so i can contribute to global surival.

Reply November 10, 2010
NickJ

The wealthiest Americans live shorter on average than the poorest Britains. Enjoy your 3 days of longer life to watch more women's chest. Or men's, whatever floats your boat.

Reply November 10, 2010
AlexisLord

[quote=pinksinsftw]Today's threads are making my day. [/quote]

your making my life if u know what i mean :]

Reply November 10, 2010
AryanKnight

[quote=onion4ya]so peverted people who watch adult vidoes (u know wut im takling about) will have a longer life span?[/quote]

people who service themself live longer.

ps lets make clown babies

Reply November 10, 2010
Retrospectus

If that's the case, i would live two-hundred years more than usually.
But again, i wouldn't put too much time on that.

Reply November 10, 2010
DragonBandit

[quote=kappoliffy]@mrweixu: You said boobs on men.
EDIT: Woops I read it wrong. Never mind I believe you.[/quote]

This made me lol.

Reply November 10, 2010
XxSparkehxX

Depression shortens your lifespan while happiness increases it.

Breasts obviously make a lot of men happy, thus a longer life will be lived.

Looking at breasts doesn't mean you'll live younger, being happy means you live longer.

Reply November 10, 2010
BBD

Thank you
Thank you for telling me I am going to live long.
I will look twice as more than I did before

Reply November 10, 2010
Tainysi

Yes that is correct. I read this in a newspaper 4 years ago.
When a man is looking at boobs, his blood flow is sped up and his heart races faster, and also down there.

Reply November 9, 2010
mrweixu

I find it funny too but it might be true since it's on OMG-facts.com and theres a link to the research. >:I

Reply November 9, 2010
Icephoenix21

according to manswers,

guys can be hypnotized if they stare at a girls boobs for too long haha.

Reply November 9, 2010
pinksinsftw

Today's threads are making my day.

Reply November 9, 2010
xxfalconxx30

There must be some confounding variables in this.

Reply November 9, 2010
mrweixu

@Lazer LOL >:3

@Kappoliffy Who mentioned man boobs? >_> And tell me why you don't believe me.

Reply November 9, 2010
daniel3b

I wonder if this means I will live forever...

Reply November 9, 2010
Lazer

I'm gonna live a short life.

Reply November 9, 2010
HolyMythos

But not if the men don't enjoy it. The same can be said for a gay man that stares at another man's behind (a good one).

Reply November 9, 2010 - edited