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Competition to be my wife

Ok so Im looking for a maple wifey, there are a few criteria that u need to meet

About me: im 17, a shad and i usually play for fun.
I dont like Sloots, beggers, hene-___, i dont like cincky girls, u must be atleast 5,10, atleast 16 (no older than 30), u must be atleast lvl 170, u must have ATLEAST a 60k range, No hayatos ( i hate them), mage class prefered, No REDHEADS! (blue preferred), U must be able to Duo maple bosses with me (chaos,pb,etc...), No X's, or numbers in ur name, no G.I.R.L's, No breaking my heart, must be good with grammer, no smokers (420 is different), Must be able to read at a 6th grade english level, Must know atleast 3 languages, Have atleast C cups, No smelly girls, and lastly blue eyes...

Ty, leave ur ign if you meet any of that ^

December 8, 2013

13 Comments • Newest first

xtripled

@numan21: is there a guide on how to basil?
i do not want to know about your life, nor did i ask to know about it
you simply called me out about spending 24 hours every day on basil, which would be incorrect
if you're going to argue, do it right

Reply December 8, 2013
numan21

@xtripled: the fact that u had to EXPLAIN ur self to me is sad, and no i will not tell u everything about me, because frankly u wont care and noone else does, so leave ur personal life inside, and if ur gonna basil, do it right

Reply December 8, 2013
CureSword

I don't think any girls want to compete looking at those criteria.

Reply December 8, 2013
dwiz1995

ooo pick me pick me >.< ....did i mention im a guy o.o ....

Reply December 8, 2013
natalie

honey there will be no competition with those things as your criteria

Reply December 8, 2013
xtripled

@numan21 don't think you know what 24/7 means but it's alright, you're only 17
Regarding my free time, not that i owe you or anyone else an explanation but here it is:
- my classes finished on 29th of November
- my 1st exam date is on the 13th of December, therefore tons of time off
- no i am not going to study as you would say 24/7
- not that it matters but i can GUARANTEE you, i'll have a better life than you when it's all said and done

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
Zephorax

[quote=numan21]@xtripled the fact that you have nothing else to do with your life instead of being on basil 24/7 is sad.[/quote]

the fact that you're in need of an online wife is sad.

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
numan21

@xtripled the fact that you have nothing else to do with your life instead of being on basil 24/7 is sad.

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
xtripled

the fact that you think you deserve a "competition" where women fight for the chance to be your maple wife is absolutely hilarious

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
Perform

[url=http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/i/personals?category=m4w]you're welcome[/url]

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
Ouhai

I stopped after maple wifey

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
HitThings

420 is different.

/thread

Reply December 8, 2013 - edited
GlitterPumas

Add xoxoAnnagurl
I will be on in a bit

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