I Was Supposed to Buy a Car Today
But my stupid mom forgot about our stupid dentist appointments and she wouldn't cancel them because her, "teeth hurt."
And then her stupid friend surprises her with tickets to a play and she always puts her friends before me so of course she just went.
I've been looking at cars for two months and have done all the number crunching, got all the insurance quotes. All we have to do is go see these cars in person and get the one I like most inspected. But nooo, let's just go to the play and complain about how we're poor when you just came back from a two-week African vacation.
God I hate my mom.
I like going to the dentist, though. The only problems I've ever had with my teeth are that they're yellow; I still have my wisdom teeth, never had a cavity, never needed braces. Going to the dentist is always just a 15 minute cleaning while I chat up the cute hygienist who has her boobs in my face, followed by the dentist coming in and telling me how great my teeth are.
I made her literally laugh out loud today. She laughed for like literally 30 seconds. She had to stop picking at my teeth because she was laughing so hard.
We were talking about my summer and what I did. I mentioned I went to Arizona a few times. She said she's going to San Diego next week with her kids to visit a friend. I told her it's really nice out there, but Brooklyn is way better. When she asked me why, I simply replied that Brooklyn is the best place in the world. She asked me how I came to that conclusion. I was like, "Once you realize all of the smart people are on the East coast, it's very easy to not want to go to California."
And then we went to Costco and this Asian girl kept looking at me on the checkout line. She was fat, but cute.
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@alvinhero123 i dont either but iits a xxx category
@4evavoodoo: Im just not the kind of person to go around and flirt with random women. It doesn't feel right.
@alvinhero123 its just a attractove middle aged women wats the big deal
@4evavoodoo: not funny bro
@alvinhero123 lel
@4evavoodoo: I had to google search what that meant. Thanks for scarring me for life </3 >.<
@alvinhero123 lol milf
Dude, she has kids......
Hot and smart (y) kill 2 birds with 1 stone
Excuse me? "All the smart people are on the east coast?" What? I am smart and I know a ton of people who are smart here in California.
what sort of car were you trying to buy? o.o im broke af tryna look for a trash honda civic
I hope you're buying on craigslist and not wasting all your money.
why cant you wait till tomorrow
[quote=sirkibblex2]somethin's different 'bout you.[/quote]
I got my hurr did <3
these comments are of higher quality than any thread/comment you have ever made
[quote=sammi]God did not put me on Earth.[/quote]
god is great and he is real
you aren't even cute..You sure she wasn't laughing AT you?...bye af LOL
Came here for the thread but then saw it was started by Ritopls. Luckily these quality comments more than made up for it
If you're poor, you don't need a car. A car is a luxury
thread & comments gave me some laughs
did you show her the car fax
[quote=icephoenix21]You sound whiny and entitled.[/quote]
I'm the complete opposite, which is why I have to vent on Basil.
Cool blogpost, where's the unfollow button
aiight then
God did not put me on Earth to read this kind of BS.
just get something cheap that u can resell and wait for that new car coming out next year that has 80+ mpg and is relatively cheap
You sound whiny and entitled.
poverty biking ftw