Im in a serious situation right now
My parents are crazy serious about having me sleep before 12 midnight or else they gonna kill me. It's 2am and I want to reach the kitchen, and I don't want to get caught, what should I do? And what should my excuse be when I get caught
Update: I got to the kitchen and had a meal safely, going back to my room I took a detour to the washroom, dad woke up when he heard liquids rebound in the toilet. He got so pissed(huehue). Now I'm not sleeping because I also forgot to secretly turn off my mom's electric fan since it sounds like a machine gun from my room. (3am)
Next mission: 7am my dad is going to wake me up and I have my door locked (which they're gonna kill me for). Its cuz im on my laptop when I'm suppose to be sleeping. What should I do? But I can't sleep cuz electric fan noisy!
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@scrambledegg: well at least you/he didn't say restroom
[quote=fradddd]I'm not gonna help you because you called it a "washroom" instead of a bathroom.[/quote]
Canadians have feelings too... also semantically "wash" room is more accurate in most cases than "bath" room. Alternatives include WC (water closet) and or wastafel if your cultural upbringing is similar to mine. All are better alternatives than "bathroom".
I'm not gonna help you because you called it a "washroom" instead of a bathroom.
whenever i got caught i used to act really mad and go "i'm doing homework!" but that excuse doesn't work anymore cause my mom just tells me to wake up early and do it
listen to your parents
I just be as confident as possible so they see it as normal. If I sneak around and they find me, they know I did something bad or something i wasn't supposed to. Me sneaking around pretty much acknowledges the fact I'm doing something wrong. So I do the exact opposite.
I don't make more noise just walk normally. If they catch me ill use the water excuse "I just woke up, need a drink". Then they just ignore me and go back to sleep
If you get caught, say you just wanted to get a drink of water. If they start yelling at you, be like, "ur my parents, do u want me to suffer from dehydration omg."
Or, you could be like, "this is all just a dream, we're not really in the kitchen, and i'm not actually in trouble ok lulz." After, say, "i'll prove it to u, i'm gna walk away and ur not gonna yell at me" then do the disappearing trick by saying 'poof, be gone' and pray that they're too tired to deal with you at this time.
Edit: If he catches you awake, say, "I just woke up super early and did you a favour, you're welcome"
Must suck being a kid, huh? But those strict rules are way better than goin broke over bills, lol.
I guess all you can pretty much do in situation is to be quiet as possible. If caught, become a rebel and act tough. Threaten to kick your parents out of the house.
[quote=sighanide]if u get caught, look up abruptly and say something like "wow i'm sleepwalking again lel"[/quote]
lmfao
if you get caught : "i got lost on the way to the bathroom"
just dont drag your feet on the way and you shouldnt get caught
1. Crawl really slowly
2. Say you wanted a drink of water.
Mission Impossible: snappleapplezz edition.
if u get caught, look up abruptly and say something like "wow i'm sleepwalking again lel"
excuse: "I got hungry"
What you should do: run on tiptoes?