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The Birthday Game

[b]Follow the rules carefully in order to make your own fun unique sentence![/b]

[b]1. Pick the number of the month you were born on[/b]
1...... I arrested
2...... I slept with
3...... I ate
4...... I Punched
5...... I Kicked
6...... I Murdered
7...... I Smacked
8...... I banged
9...... I choked
10.... I went out with
11.... I made out with
12.... I hugged

[b]2. Picked the day(number) you were born on[/b]
1......The Black Mage
2......Zakum
3......Empress Cygnus
4......Dances with Balrog
5......Athena
6......Grendel the really old
7......The Dark Lord
8......Kyrin
9......Justin Bieber
10....your mom
11....your dad
12....A Balrog
13....Chief Stan
14....an Angry Bird
15....My guildmaster
16....GaGa
17....The gachapon machine
18....Pink Bean
19....Horn Tail
20....my psychiatrist
21....my computer
22....the Maple Admin
23....a hobo
24....Cassandra
25....FangBlade
26....the T-Moblie Lady
27....the Progressive Lady
28....Megan Fox
29....Miley Cyrus
30....Optimus Prime
31....a disgusting fat hobo with nasty pimple, an ugly rash, and disgusting odor

[b]3. Pick the color shirt you are wearing[/b]
>Black......Because I'm retarted
>Brown....Because the black mage possessed me
>Pink........Because the voices told me to
>Red........Because I'm sexy and i know it
>Green.....Because i hate myself
>Purple.....Because im stupid
>Gray.......Because thats how i roll
>Orange...Because im a weirdo
>Nothing...Because i need a shirt
>Other......Because i have no manners

[b]4. Now combine them together and post your sentence below! It should be like this:[/b]
- I ate an Angry Bird because thats how i roll

Also... to everyone who punched Justin Bieber.... [b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/b]

April 9, 2012

50 Comments • Newest first

TryThisOnePLZ

I smacked justin bieber because im a weirdo

Reply April 12, 2012
mybuttxx

I hugged Athena because I'm sexy and I know it.
o.o

Reply April 11, 2012
AfroAmerican

I ate horntail because I am retarded and have no manners.

Reply April 9, 2012
Rinarsaurs

I punched the Progressive Lady because I'm stupid.
brbcrie.

Reply April 9, 2012
iFacePlant

I kicked cassandra because I'm a wierdo.

Reply April 9, 2012
JoshStory

I choked miley cyrus because I need a shirt

Reply April 9, 2012
lemasnatorme

I murdered the black mage because the black mage possessed me?

Reply April 9, 2012
ropro

I arrested a balrog because I have no manners.
Wow, I'm braver than I thought!

Reply April 9, 2012
fonzie909

I arrested the black mage because I have no manners.

Reply April 9, 2012
copox123

I ate my computer because i had no manners (lol)?

Reply April 9, 2012
thievspwnu

I made out with cassandra because thats how i roll.

not bad ^^

Reply April 9, 2012
darklord1588

I banged Empress Cygnus because I am sexy and I know it

wtf? o.o

Reply April 9, 2012
FireAxle

I slept with Pink Bean because i hate myself and that's how i roll

Reply April 9, 2012
jasonweiss

I slept with an angry bird because thats how I roll

Reply April 9, 2012
santawinter7

I ate megan fox because I am sexy and i know it

Reply April 9, 2012
jchoi000

I hugged your mom because I have no manners.

Reply April 9, 2012
Drakuaza

I slept with Kyrin Because that's how I roll.

Reply April 9, 2012
HyperRyan

I punched my Guild Master because I'm sexy and I know it.

Reply April 9, 2012
Sqooblesv2

I kicked Kyrin because I have no manners.

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Crowhogan33

I made out with Zakum because it's how I roll.

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koopa2488

Eh... I hugged Justin Bieber because I am a wierdo.... (so true)

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elmodahpimp

I punched Grendel The Really Old Because I have No Manners...

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Ronned

i smacked the dark lord Because i have no manners

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Archfiendz

[quote=Lolxe]Thought it'd give me better items o.o [/quote]

me 2. read my sentence pg 3.

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TehKeebler

I choked Cassandra because I need a shirt.

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Tuvvo

[quote=Bolbi5]i punched justin bieber cause thats how i roll. im boss![/quote]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Reply April 9, 2012 - edited
Lolxe

[quote=Hero1212]@lolxe That actually makes sense.[/quote]

Thought it'd give me better items o.o

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LampChops123

I arrested my guild master because I have no manners.

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Archfiendz

i slept with justin beiber because thats how i roll.-- no jk >.< >.< >.<

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SuperTojo

Hrmm. I banged Kyrin because thats how I roll.

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xsilly

I Smacked the Maple Admin Because im stupid

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omegasereon

I banged your mom because i the voice told me to.

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Lolxe

I slept with the gachapon machine because Im retarded

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calebheads

I murdered Fangblade because I have no manners.

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EarthsCore

I smacked Empress Cygnus because the black mage possessed me.

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x1mmortality

I slept with Miley Cyrus because I'm retarded.

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LostinDoubt

I hugged Grendal the really old because I have no manners.

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Yulimm

I slept with Justin Bieber because I have no manners LOL.....

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Vexedex

I banged Zakum because I hate myself.

>.<

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Erag0n1

I made out with my computer because thats how i roll

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lemasnatorme

I slept with GaGa because I hate myself.

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amoose330

I punched Athena because I hate myself...the mirror was right!

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lipperman123

i went out with the compute because i hate myself

We should add a backstory to our situation : I hate myself, and can't have any personal relationships with any one else becuase of this, my only salvation was to have a romantic relationship with my computer. She got so jealous when i watched prono and i couldn't take it when she shared her internet with strangers, so we had to break up

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jjcr123456

I made out with Optimus Prime Because i have no manners

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ryu626

I murdered Cassandra because i am sexy and i know it LOL!

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jsbk02

I Murdered Zakum because thats how I roll.

That was awesome!

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lemasnatorme

I slept with Zakum because I hate myself

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thelagoon

I kicked Athena because I'm sexy and I know it....Wtf?

Haha I kicked Athena out of Zeus' head

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Ryck

I arrested the Dark Lord because i have no manner

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Broccoleh

I slept with T-Mobile lady because I'm sexy and I know it...

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