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Them, mosquitoes put me at wits end, I say!

Arrrrgggggg, any good idea how to relieve thee itch?
I have tried those weird Chinese ointments, but sometimes even those are not good enough!
Help save me Basil!

July 2, 2011

8 Comments • Newest first

vaelietta

Take a knife and carve out the skin around the area of the bite. Itching relieved? Yes. Excruciating pain? Depends on how much of a man you are.

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destruct1

If you start flexing your muscles in the area the mosquito is biting at, you explode the mosquito. I know this doesn't help, but it's funny.

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divine619

I use the hottest water I can stand on bug bites. :X Temporary relief.

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LokcCap

Tiger Balm

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heyitsmexD

get some cooking oil and rub it over the mosquito bite.

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radkai

Have them extinct.

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looklooklook

Poke a hole right through it, the pain you get will overcome the itchy-ness.

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NoobCake

Rub alcohol on it.

Reply July 2, 2011