Biggest childhood lie
Aladdin isn't really a person from Arabia or w/e. He is actually Chinese. His story goes..."I HAVE heard, O King of the Age, that there dwelt in a city of China a poor tailor who had a son named ‘Ala-ed-Din. "
February 26, 2016
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"I have a boyfriend"
Was told the toothfairy wasn't giving me moneys because my room wasn't clean enough. :[
Peeling a banana from the branch end is more efficient than from the tip.
@meiguihua: Jasmine doesn't exist in the original story. Disney likes to change things drastically. For example in Heracles, he was Hera's son...the original myth goes he was the son of a mortal woman whom Zeus impregnated. Hera finds out, and tried to straight up murder Heracles, the boy was so OP he killed the snakes. Oh Yeah, in the original story he also kills Meg, because Hera drove him mad.
Then how do you explain Jasmine, and they living in a mosque
Every single religion ever
@mrsatan: the bait is so strong
Preschool-aged ADHD/learning disability diagnosis stands out as a big one.
Oh, and that Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Harry Potter books were the works of the Devil and witchcraft. Also, being denied the permission to read a pretty nice encyclopedia set in the same school's library despite be scoring high enough on their reading placement tests.
Bah, time wasted.
patriotism
that birthdays were important
That God didn't exist. Glad I grew up and saw the light but how could I have been so gullible.
And pinocchio's noise isn't really a nose, it's called morning wood.
Yea, and apparently genies can grant more than three wishes. And Jafar was a visiting magician from Africa.