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(Male) The awkward moment when a woman doctor needs to check your private parts for cancer..

The awkward moment when your mom washes the dish and you slowly put a dish in.
The awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.
The awkward moment when everyone is talking and it turns silent.

That awkward moment when you're at a friend's house and you're getting it on with their sister and your friend walks in...

the awkward moment when you walk one direction..and a guy is infront...and were both trying to get by each other..but keep making the same foot movement o.o
super awks.

That awkward moment when your friend dares you to smack your other friends ass and she farts on your hand .

[quote=Demonlord]That awkward moment when you say something funny, and everyone laughs but you yourself don't find it funny.
And you sit there, wondering why is everyone laughing again.
You didn't even try to be funny. And start wondering, "This has been going on for as long as I remembered, why has it? Whenever I'm serious, people are always laughing. I don't know if I'm funny, or what I say is funny. Are they laughing at me or with me? If they're with me, I'd like to laugh too." Yet, you never could laugh with them. For the rest of yourself you were an outcast. Until the day on your death bed, everyone around you is crying. You begin to chuckle, for some reason the fact that everyone around you was finally sad like you were, made you chuckle. Unluckily for you, that chuckle was your last breath. You died a happy death, after a lonesome life.
Life . . .what a cruel mistress, only to be ended by death. Death, the fear of nearly every living thing, yet it is what frees you. Ironic t'is is not?
Awkward, t'is it not?[/quote]

....Get out

That awkward moment when something happens, its quiet and someone says "that awkward moment when...."

@Panicka: You should have said that another kid shoved you.

That awkward moment when you were talking to your friend beside you while walking, and then you run into a door.

[quote=portality]always be polite to inanimate objects.[/quote]
lol true that

The awkward moment when you run into an inanimate object and say "oh sorry" and your friends laugh at you ._.

That awkward moment when you wake up in a bed naked next to someone, cant remember their name, how you got there, or why they are dead

That awkward moment when someone you don't know waves at you so you wave back but then realize they're waving at a friend behind you o.o

that awkward moment when your teacher has to find you a group to work in

that awkward moment you should look at teacher and say something about nice to him/she then say goodbye

The awkward moment when... umm when... ugh The awkward moment when there is like so much talking and then and then ummm everyone is quiet and then... ummm there is an awkward scilence?

[quote=Segumisama]that awkward moment when you're sitting and your teacher helps someone that's sitting next to you and puts their (the teacher's) butt in your face for a long period of time.[/quote]

And their fat..sixth period...[i]-cringes-[/i]

that awkward moment when the name of the thread is [b]the[/b] awkward moment.

that awkward moment when your left alone with someone you don't know and you have nothing to talk about :S

That awkward moment where your teacher gets mad at you for talking and makes you do pushups. Which, as a girl, you can't do

That awkward moment when you're eavesdropping behind a door and then someone opens the door and sees you standing there.

that awkward moment when your talking and you start talking loud and everyone is then quiet and they look at you

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the person in the car next to you at a red light

that awkward moment when you're sitting and your teacher helps someone that's sitting next to you and puts their (the teacher's) butt in your face for a long period of time.