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Gtfih Qtp Classroom time

Basilmrkt
There comes a time in every person's life when they become aware. They become aware of the fact that history is a sort of horrified realization that something has gone terribly wrong. And so, we search for someone to blame. We blamed certain races. We blamed religion, and Obama. We blamed communism, and said they did it wrong. We are starting to blame capitalism. But this is not where we should be looking. We should be looking towards ourselves. We are a sick, tired species, plagued by disease and idle worries. We have little confidence in our sexuality, in our bodies, and in our emotions. Orgastic potency is what I am talking about. There are those who have realized this, and advocated certain methodologies to reacquaint the modern man with the nature of things. This would include psychedelics and the fleshlight (adult equivalent of a bib, if you will).

But there is one thing that the western world has overlooked - toilets. Yes, that's right. The western world has bizarrely adopted the modern toilet after squatting in bushes for god knows how long. Why this happened, I do not know. I personally blame the British, but that's a story for another day. The point is, my young students, I think it's p clear why my fellow Chinese are so good at procreating, despite all claims of inadequacy in the *ahemwoohoo* department coming from the west. They use cot damn squatting toilets. Let me aware you peasants.

http://www.japantoday.com/images/size/x/2013/03/toilets.jpg

http://www.bangkokpost.com/media/content/20130221/474760.jpg

Squatting toilets allow for squatz and oatz in the most crucial time of day - the time when you're getting rid of all the nasty junk in your body. It allows for perfect blood flow throughout body, and if you squat enough, you get a bangin booty. I'm an ass man myself, so I completely welcome it. The point is, if everyone adopted squatting toilets, the world would probably be a better place. Plus, they're aesthetic and take up less space.

Thanks for listening