A horse walks into a bar
Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down.
May 16, 2013
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@taneem: Thanks and ya same haha. Its not even my favorite one. My fave one is the one with the chihuahua and the gorilla.
@cloudknight right? I was told it and several other jokes like this in 7th grade. Years later I still remember them because of how much they made me laugh.
[quote=DragonBandit]Lol now time for a real joke! So these 3 guys get stranded on an island. They start to wander around and get captured by some cannibals who bring them to their king. The cannibal king tells the 3 guys that he is going to make them take 2 tests. If they fail they will be killed and eaten. If they pass they will be free to go. The king tells them the first test is to go out in to the island and bring 10 of the same fruit. The 3 go out and search. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal king tells him the 2nd test is to shove the fruit up his own butt with out making any facial expressions. He tries to put the first one in and cries out and is killed and eaten. The 2nd guy comes with 10 grapes. The king tells him the same thing. He must shove the fruits up his but with out making any facial expressions. He starts 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. and immediately bursts out in laughter and is killed and eaten. The first and second guy meet up in heaven and the first guy says to him. Wow you was so close to 10 and being freed why did you laugh. The second guy says because I saw the third guy coming with pineapples. ba dum tss[/quote]
Hahaha, I remember my friend telling me this joke.
Its still funny.
[quote=DragonBandit]Lol now time for a real joke! So these 3 guys get stranded on an island. They start to wander around and get captured by some cannibals who bring them to their king. The cannibal king tells the 3 guys that he is going to make them take 2 tests. If they fail they will be killed and eaten. If they pass they will be free to go. The king tells them the first test is to go out in to the island and bring 10 of the same fruit. The 3 go out and search. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal king tells him the 2nd test is to shove the fruit up his own butt with out making any facial expressions. He tries to put the first one in and cries out and is killed and eaten. The 2nd guy comes with 10 grapes. The king tells him the same thing. He must shove the fruits up his but with out making any facial expressions. He starts 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. and immediately bursts out in laughter and is killed and eaten. The first and second guy meet up in heaven and the first guy says to him. Wow you was so close to 10 and being freed why did you laugh. The second guy says because I saw the third guy coming with pineapples. ba dum tss[/quote]
Nice, made me smile
@epicalforum you kinda gotta read it all for the joke a tldr would be dumb for it.
always look on the bright side of life?
We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Lol now time for a real joke! So these 3 guys get stranded on an island. They start to wander around and get captured by some cannibals who bring them to their king. The cannibal king tells the 3 guys that he is going to make them take 2 tests. If they fail they will be killed and eaten. If they pass they will be free to go. The king tells them the first test is to go out in to the island and bring 10 of the same fruit. The 3 go out and search. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal king tells him the 2nd test is to shove the fruit up his own butt with out making any facial expressions. He tries to put the first one in and cries out and is killed and eaten. The 2nd guy comes with 10 grapes. The king tells him the same thing. He must shove the fruits up his but with out making any facial expressions. He starts 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. and immediately bursts out in laughter and is killed and eaten. The first and second guy meet up in heaven and the first guy says to him. Wow you was so close to 10 and being freed why did you laugh. The second guy says because I saw the third guy coming with pineapples. ba dum tss
A man walks into a bar and says ow.
That..... that's horrible.