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How do you protect your virginity?

As an avid player of Maplestory, my lvl 250 dark knight shall defend my virginity to the death. And then respawn.

How do YOU protect your virginity?

February 5, 2015

12 Comments • Newest first

Uonatrik

I don't go outside much and I don't have any IRL friends, so I think I'm pretty safe.
EDIT: also being a weeb...

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pinoymystic

being a weeb.

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xdwow

[quote=SunsetChaos]watch anime[/quote]

"If only a girl like this exist, you know pretty, caring, adorable, won't cheat on me, strong, and most importantly love me despite the fact I am fugly." Amirite?

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kumasi

you say, baby your Hyper Body makes my Dragon Roar, and you wink at them in the creepiest way possible.

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xFaceIess

by being too awkward to communicate with people
it works great.
too great.

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AntiSenpai

Impossible, if someone wants it bad enough there is nothing you can do.

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Xreniya

by not having sex ._______.

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KazuXSniper

With a gun.

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SaviorH

mandals manpurse

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ereckgoose

I tell them I play maplestory and they run away from me.

Just kidding, no one flirts with me yet so I'm totally safe.

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SunsetChaos

watch anime

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