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My love life is like a Ferrari

I don't have one

May 16, 2014

14 Comments • Newest first

Psychopathic

Buy a taiwanese woman online

Reply May 16, 2014
TrueAtheist

Pay for one then. That's what money is for.

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Chromatim

Do i even want to know what a Waifu is?

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LuckyNinja

[quote=xFaceIess]go buy a cheap toyota.
at least you'll have a love life then.
[/quote]

But then you can't let it go.

Well that's what my summer Asian math teacher said. (I don't mean to be racist and all, but he did make some comments about Asians throughout the course. Very funny. One of them was eating only rice and water to make you smarter. No meat. lol)

Reply May 16, 2014
WiziLiCe

[quote=xdwow]Get a waifu or something. I heard it's the new fad.[/quote]

nah waifu is so 2011'

oT
and you never will

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xdwow

Get a waifu or something. I heard it's the new fad.

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Chromatim

[quote=athmyst]What is love?[/quote]

Baby don't hurt me...

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xFaceIess

go buy a cheap toyota.
at least you'll have a love life then.

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GHSNinja

[quote=WontPostMuch]I was under the impression he does exist, given how often I hear her mention him in the bedroom.[/quote]

she must be a mormon, run while you still can!

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athmyst

What is love?

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WontPostMuch

[quote=GHSNinja]my love life is like god, its nonexistent[/quote]

I was under the impression he does exist, given how often I hear her mention him in the bedroom.

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GHSNinja

my love life is like god, its nonexistent

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halfway

First step to having a love life is accepting you don't have one so at least you've got that going for you.

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