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can someone gimme jokes or funny stupid quotes?

May 14, 2015

14 Comments • Newest first

Midget

what did batman say to robin before he got into the car?

there's candy inside

Reply May 16, 2015
Torque

this suit is black NAHT

Reply May 16, 2015
TrueAtheist

Yo momma so fat she walked past the TV and I missed the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Reply May 15, 2015
djho57

yo mama so fat that she got her ears pierced with a harpoon

Reply May 15, 2015
SoulBlade

Why are programmers' eyes so bad?

They can't C#

Reply May 14, 2015
MizuiChan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
sighanide

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus

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Ecarina

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms or legs.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Susie.

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
zynitekillz

Your parents made a joke...IT WAS YOU!

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xFaceIess

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTSDL94_Y7M]MINIONS.[/url] <3

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
powerguy121

[quote=Chuseyo]can someone gimme jokes or funny stupid quotes?[/quote]
^ Jk. wat.
knock knock. Chicken.

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
likey95

AP Exam booklets are brighter than my future...
I MADE THIS UP I DID NOT COPY THIS AT ALL!

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
Ceeeeebs

You wanna hear a joke?
YOUR FUTURE AHAHAHA.
Okay sorry

Reply May 14, 2015 - edited
Collee

Your face

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