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[quote=Midget]i brandish my gonads and ask them for a favor in return[/quote]

Hmm that could be considered hawt by some people or might make them regret for thanking me

i brandish my gonads and ask them for a favor in return

I usually just say "ya"

Pleasure's mine / No problems / It's ok / You're welcome

i sometimes say "its cool"

"No problem"

"Any time"

[quote=Billionz]Thank you for thanking me[/quote]

That will end in a thanking loop lol

Thank you for thanking me

I say "you're welcome" or "mhm"

depends on who it is. usually "yep" or "no problem"

depends on the situation...
thank me for holding the door: smile and walk away
thank me for picking up something/helping them with something: no problem
I rarely say "you are welcome" because sometimes, it just sounds weird and not appropriate to say it

I tell them to watch where they are walking

This is usually how it goes down for me:

Them: Thank you.
Me: Oh no, thank you.
Them: Huh? For what?
Me: Shut up.
-walks away / hangs up-

you're welcome, or don't worry about it

i say 'no sweat' because sweat is disgusting and smells bad and i don't want any

"mhm"
"yep"
or just nod my head

if i don't feel like talking i just smile and nod.
otherwise i do the same thing as u

Depends on what they're thanking me for, and the atmosphere of the room.

I awkwardly stare at them for 5 seconds and walk away .-.

Depends on the situation
Most of the time I say "you're welcome" in that really obnoxious passive agressive tone for the lols.
I don't really have anything else part from No Worries or a nob in the head o.o

i mind my own business