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Ebola in Texas

It's been nice knowing you guys. ):

Luckily, it's not airborne though. So I still have a chance. Just be a loner!

September 30, 2014

24 Comments • Newest first

ErvTheMan

[quote=mitarumetaro]Just in time for next week's South Park episode![/quote]

You're a frickin psychic.

http://imgur.com/kkbO6SJ

Reply October 1, 2014
RLxBellz

This is sad considering that Texas is like almost smack-dab in the middle of the United States.

Reply October 1, 2014
MountainJew

We love you Ebola-chan, good luck!

Reply October 1, 2014
tiesandbowties

he was infected with ebola for 4 days but wasn't admitted into isolation until a few days ago?
what about people he came into contact with within those 4 days?

oh boy.

Reply October 1, 2014
Luapxal344

[quote=IKickCats]It's texas who cares.[/quote]

Name two foreign countries border Texas?

Reply October 1, 2014
misslime

the downfall of america begins

Reply October 1, 2014
yukinariyuki

man if this gets to Georgia im going to live in Brooklyn with my dad

Reply October 1, 2014
xFaceIess

I hope whatever you muricans got stays in yer murica.
Dun come to Canada okay?

Reply October 1, 2014
famerama

[quote=OneLife]I was sick the past couple of days. Sore throat, headache, runny/stuffy nose, sore body. Extremely coincidental and confusing the hell out of me lol[/quote]

that must be scary

Reply October 1, 2014
OneLife

I was sick the past couple of days. Sore throat, headache, runny/stuffy nose, sore body. Extremely coincidental and confusing the hell out of me lol

Reply October 1, 2014
ColdAir

hide yo kids hide yo wife!

Reply October 1, 2014
Wanton

second bubonic plague!

Reply October 1, 2014
Shinzo

The end of the world is coming. This is gonna spread like some zombie virus.

Reply October 1, 2014
tyana

Stay safe!

Reply October 1, 2014
IKickCats

It's texas who cares.

Reply October 1, 2014
MapleFacez

Will it be a huge epidemic? Or has CDC contained it? O.O

Reply October 1, 2014
luckysausage

why aint they closing airports

Reply October 1, 2014
Ipoopster

well gg guys that guy had a week to spread the virus throughout texas and im sure people are going and leaving texas so when winter comes we are all dead.

Reply October 1, 2014
DemZak

When it spreads to Houston, I'm phu'ked.

Reply October 1, 2014
ErvTheMan

[quote=Xiscis]Why don't they start putting them all in containment rooms, and if they dont cooperate execute them.
I am talking for real, if they do not get contained the virus will spread like a wild fire even though it kills to quick,
But hey rednecks do ghetto stuff you might not know.
If ebola spreads to W.Virginia i am moving acorss the sea to like japan or something[/quote]

It's in Dallas, not some hick town... People in Dallas are like the farthest thing from rednecks.

Reply October 1, 2014
Xiscis

Why don't they start putting them all in containment rooms, and if they dont cooperate execute them.
I am talking for real, if they do not get contained the virus will spread like a wild fire even though it kills to quick,
But hey rednecks do ghetto stuff you might not know.
If ebola spreads to W.Virginia i am moving acorss the sea to like japan or something

Reply September 30, 2014
ErvTheMan

I don't believe this is a laughing matter guys.

Reply September 30, 2014
Chema

[quote=mitarumetaro]Just in time for next week's South Park episode![/quote]

Rednecks with ebola

Reply September 30, 2014
mitarumetaro

Just in time for next week's South Park episode!

Reply September 30, 2014