i almost fought my neighbor today cause he said i looked
cause he said i looked like a mushroom
this is how it all started:
i was leaving my house to hit the mall and as i was heading to my car my neighbor (carl the beta) called my name and told me i looked like a mushroom
this is exactly what he said: **"dude you look like a mushroom they put in pizza"**
i straight up spazzed out. i dropped my keys and took off my shirt and walked up straight to his face and asked:
**"what did you say beta boy? do you even lift? do you? you even LIFT?**
i was amped up on the preworkout (i take jack3d) that i took a few hours ago so i was ready to go
but then he decided to act like a beta and pulled out his gun (lol what a beta)
so i ran back into my house, and put on my bulletproof vest (spend $600 on it just in case betas like this tried to kill me), took a few more scoops of jack3d and came back out
turns out it wasnt an actual gun and was a bb gun so i laughed and made him my slave for the day
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lol so in other words you basically got wrecked by a neighbor couldn't find something smart to say so you try to act tough and take off your shirt then, got pissed off and came to basil and called him a beta, if that was a real gun you would have been f'd you think your little vest would have saved your ass? you wouldn't even be around to say beta anymore. you cant physically fight your way out of everything what if your in a group with your friends and get roasted, you gonna take off your shirt again and go full dumbass?
You made him your sex slave. Yeah. You're very masculine and useful.
lol'd thanks
I really wonder what would have to happen to a conscious, cognizant human being to cause them to make threads like this.
Not that I disapprove. Carry on.
what did i just read
That's... great..
u look like a mushroom bruh
pretending this was real:
ahhaha you're a mushroom
Lelel. <3
"carl the beta". For some reason, I imagined carl to have an ugly hairstyle with like, one gigantic swirl.
im so im so im so proud of youuuu
missed u alpha grip two five
[quote=Marth]you dont even try anymore do you[/quote]
The best of basil is looooong since gone.
lol youre so funny dude . But you didnt end with your golden signature