would you rather drink a cup of expired milk or steal a t.v?
Would you rather drink a cup of expired milk (500 ml) or steal a t.v from someone's house?
The expired milk option
-the milk is 3 weeks past its expiration date and it's smelly
-you have to drink it in one gulp
-you will most likely suffer from diarrhea within 1 hour
The stealing t.v option
-you have sneak into someone's house, you don't know, to steal a t.v
-the t.v is a LCD 30'' so it's pretty light to carry
-you get to keep the t.v
-you won't get caught, although you have to live with the guilt that you stole someone's fricking t.v
You decide.
January 24, 2015
13 Comments • Newest first
A moment's worth of pain versus a lifetime of glory? The latter, please.
steal the tv then find some milk in the refrigerator
chunky expired milk gives it extra flavor. idk wat u guys r all complaining about
I'd rather steal a tv than have my butthole be on fire.
Steal the TV then leave like $200 where I took it from so I wouldn't really have to deal with the guilt
If there was a chance of getting caught when stealing the TV though, I'd take the milk any day.
Guilty about stealing a 30" tv? No way jose
Why not both?
lol everyone took the tv.
what i would do is pour the milk onto the tv. hahaha.
Wait, if there's no consequence for stealing a tv, why wouldn't anyone take that instead of hurting your own self for nothing.
so in reality there's no risk to stealing the tv, outside of one's own conscious? it's probably easier to steal the tv then...
[quote=LazyLazyLazy]Neither o 3 o[/quote]
Imagine it as a life or death situation. You have to pick one.
Neither o 3 o
steal the tv then return it as anon.
dat milk would kill me.