Find a wife/husband thread
Soooo Inb4 100,000,000 "marry me" threads you can find someone to marry here
just post
Server:
IGN:
Sex:
Things you have to offer to your partner:
One interesting thing about you:
December 4, 2013
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Server: Yeah, I'm great at volleyball
IGN: TheDStar -wink wink-
Sex: Do you really want to?
Things you have to offer to your partner: I ain't giving you anything
One interesting thing about you: No, you tell me what's interesting about [b]YOU[/b] first.
Server: Mardia
IGN: Kilargia
Sex: Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: we can spend time together at maple and talk about it or about other things, I offer u all I am
One interesting thing about you: I am 26 years old and I have faith in this thread
Server: Broa
Ign: Lavitz82
Sex:Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: My phone number, my skype, my facebook. My enchanted kiss. Making her 2x happy. 4x as happy during 2exp. Do her homework. Cook food for her. Give her a long and relaxing massage. Devote myself to socialize with her in maplestory and hate all the gurls in real life. Give her lots and lots of money. Spend time with her. Get married. Start a family in real life. And finally happily ever after.
One interesting thing about you: I have a pole, I love to gr1nd, I'm a str1pper.
i number 1 prettiest guy in scania.
Server: Bellocant
IGN: Whatever you want it to be
Sex: ^^^^^
Things you have to offer to your partner: Sex
One interesting thing about you: Good at sex
[quote=wildx22]Which character of yours & what are your playing times?[/quote]
this character and play times r weird. ranges from 2 pm pst-5 am ish pst on weekend 8pm- 1 am pst weekdays
Server: Galicia
IGN: xWeistyx
Sex: Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: A person to give your samiches to
One interesting thing about you: I love samiches
Server: Scania
IGN: undecided, gonna create new char
Sex: female
Requirements: you must be a henehoe (don't care for damage)
One interesting but obvious thing: guy in real life
PM me if interested in making new explorer chars with me
[quote=wildx22]Server: Mardia (CMYK)
IGN: wildegglet
Sex: Female
Things you have to offer to your partner: social interactions in game (more if you play in Australian timezones)
One interesting thing about you: lawyer[/quote]
hi there miss
would you by any chance want to get married?
this was surprisingly entertaining
Server: belanova
[quote=CherryTigers]nononononononononononononononononononononononono I'm not a bean nonono save me pls! -runs-[/quote]
You cannot escape you most pinkish bean I've ever seen! I shall strike down your...is that coffee your holding? mmmm smells good bro
Server: Bera
IGN: Excavates
Sex: questionable
Things you have to offer to your partner: sarcasm
One interesting thing about you: asian
I put @xaznninja up for auction.
Jking all mine.
Much human trafficking
Such crai
Many wows.
Server: GAZED
IGN: PallyCookie
Sex: I'm a celibate for life.
Things I can offer to my partner: I'll leave you at the altar.
One interesting thing about me: I don't marry or have sex.
Server: Scania
IGN: strikerxasd
Sex: male
I offer you 1 of 1 strikerxasd
I can eat durian
@Kidhit page 5
[quote=Hoko]
Sex:Both[/quote]
Close enough, I'll take it
I've never seen som many desesperate guys together.. this must be the sadest thing i've ever seen in my life... and that's why I'm posting too
Server: Scania
IGN: ZStaticSh0ck
Sex: Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: Idk, does a good friend count?
One interesting thing about you: I got a big Dic_____________________________________tionary
7 pages later still no girl
Server: Bera
IGN: PervertFists
Sex: Whatever you want me to be
Things you can offer: Nothing
Something interesting: Marry me and I'll show you
[quote=4kush20]Scania
SOLUTlONS
Male
I have nothing to offer you, I only need you for apq
I licky boom boom down
EDIT: I'll probably just end up doing it with my friend[/quote]
lol@ the snow qoute
[quote=ExiaNick]Server: Windia
IGN: QnlyYou
Sex: Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: My life and love.
One interesting thing about you: Everything.[/quote]
Let's marry and do the shiddy shiddy bang bang. <3
Server: Broa
IGN: ZomgNit
Sex: Potato
Things you have to offer to your partner: Delicious baked potato. (<-This is entirely sexual.)
One interesting thing about you: I'm a potato.
What's the point to the marriage do we get anything?
Bera
BaItro
Male
Things I can offer: I have a stable income so .. lots of nx
Something about me: I'm a hermaphrodite
@Lathien: OH SO ME
@Lathien: BUT WHY NOT BABY
Server: Broa
IGN: Cytosina
Sex: Macho
Marry me pls (pm me in basil) lololol
Server: Galicia
IGN: BjsForHeals
Sex: not until we're married
Things you have to offer to your partner: i HS you forever
One interesting thing about you: I reproduce asexually and sing rebecca black on repeat
@Lathien: BUT BUT HES HAIR !
Server: Bellocan
IGN: alexmagic42
Sex: male
Things you have to offer to your partner: i got a whip (if your into that)
One interesting thing about you: i'm british
[quote=Quasar]Well it looks like you have to kill an innocent monster right in front of its family and you going to laugh while you kill them.[/quote]
Okay, I will do that.
Server: Windia
IGN: Meiguan
Sex: Female
Things you have to offer to your partner: friendship, and free mesos giveaway (if I feel like it)
One interesting thing about you: My incredible personality
[quote=Lathien]@StarTali *Points that girl above you*[/quote]
WANT TO MARRY ME GIRL? ILL BUY THE TICKET CAUSE IM RICH
[quote=Quasar]but i dont has enough moneys. [/quote]
Well it looks like you have to kill an innocent monster right in front of its family and you going to laugh while you kill them.
@Lathien: :O
Its a guy !
this is by far the funniest thread ive seen in a long time.
server: Mardia
IGN: AsRainFaLis (mardias infamous anti-KS king of marksmen) / BogAndFog (soon to be 141 bishop not f/p)
Sex: male/bi.
Things I have to offer: an account of half male half female characters makes for fun marriages.
One interesting thing about you: I was once a proud king who valiantly defended the noobs of jesters with only a marksman. I was a respected king. Then with the fall of jesters came the fall of rain.
As rain falls my enemies perish and I stand strong for the those I cherish. Eruptions of hope filled the screens with frozen spikes in my enemy's spleens. A guardian of justice with bow crossed and an avian partner of mighty frost. With sharpened eyes you can see a land where noobs can train free.
PS: I write random poems.
since i cant find a girl
B>wife in bera you offer
[quote=Quasar]Okay, but you pay four wedding.[/quote]
but i dont has enough moneys.
[quote=Lathien]It's actually funny how most of the people here are males and they all want s3x.[/quote]
Most of them?
I haven't seen a single girl that asks for marrige yet
[quote=Quasar]I want to marry you.[/quote]
Okay, but you pay four wedding.
[quote=Quasar]Server: I can serve a ball not so awesomely.
IGN: ComradeXIII
Sex: No thanks I'm dead.
Things you have to offer to your partner: Give me food.
One interesting thing about you: I exterminate professional zombie alien tricorn cyborg dragon hybrid ninja ghosts.[/quote]
I want to marry you.
Server: Bera
IGN: Orgiez
Sex: Female
Things you have to offer to your partner: Orgiez
One interesting thing about you: Im a girl trapped in a guys body
Server: Bera
IGN: ipopbottlesx
Sex: Male
Things you have to offer to your partner: the status of being married and u will be able to apq
One interesting thing about you: lol nothing all i want is to apq
[quote=herborist]Hold still so that I can slay you, damn pink bean.[/quote]
nononononononononononononononononononononononono I'm not a bean nonono save me pls! -runs-
Server: Bera
IGN:ItzHopeX
Sex:Both
What I have to offer:Free candy and chocolate
Interesting about me: I am a God
Server: Windia
IGN: wait a sec i just realized i made a female NL and im not marrying a guy.
Server: Broa
IGN: Azutic
Sex: Post OP Trans, Male > Female
Things you have to offer to your partner: More than just a v[a]gina
One interesting thing about you: im really boring