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Batman Vs Superman

Alright here is the scenario
Location: Basically Earth moved to a different dimension where no yellow sun is present.

Superman(New 52 so he's not completely OP)
Fully charged on solar Energy
So flight, Super speed(nowhere near as fast as flash), Optic eye beams of various spectrums, Super strength(On par with wonderwoman as she was able to hurt him) etc
Not much more to add here, that's the only thing he needs

Batman(New 52 for the sake of consistency although he doesn't change much)
Battle Armor similar to the one from TDKR comics lined with enough Kryptonite(Head, Hands, Feet,) to harm Superman but not kill him.
Full Utility belt including Kryptonite lined Batarangs (Enough to cause damage and cut him, not enough to kill him)
Who wins?

Oh also Tony Stark and Peter Parker randomly show up half way through for no apparent reason and join the fight.

November 13, 2013

17 Comments • Newest first

iDrinkOJ

batman = worst "superhero" ever made. what superpower does batman have? none.

Reply November 16, 2013
KinghoboAssassi

@Sleepyx714: Iron man would be good if you need a super huge advanced cannon to kill a foe, now I wouldn't rely on him on how to get the foe in the right spot in order to hit him with the cannon. He constantly made mistakes leading the Avengers and others, Civil War should be enough to show how bad he is in leading people. Sure he trained under Captain but he's nowhere near captains level, and hand to hand wise I would say Bruce is pretty much even with the Cap. Tony is good with weapons, and most things to do with weapons. Sure Tony is part Mutant and Computer but Batman is the man who constantly takes down cosmic level entity's [b]as a normal human[/b], By comparison I would say it makes what Bruce does much more impressive. Bruce is the man who had contingency plans for every member of the JL, which all worked and the JL only survived thanks to Batman himself. Tony has plans for the Avengers, but they seem to fail more times than not. Hulk tore the Hulkbuster armor to shreds like it was nothing, During Civil War he couldn't defeat most of the other heroes and when he did, his order ended up killing a man. On the outside Tony might seem superior, but Bruce makes up for it all through hard work and dedication. Batman literally had his mind broken, and yet he even had a backup for that. Tony might do some impressive things, but tony has his suits and technology wayyy ahead of the tech in DC. Batman held his own in JL against cosmic threats, even being the winning factor and all he had was some body armor and his mind. Batman has fought head to toe with superman, even outsmarting the man strategy wise.

Reply November 15, 2013
Sleepyx714

[quote=KinghoboAssassi]One on one of course tony beats Batman, the dude has a damn super suit with lasers and missiles for gods sake. But tony is NOT a better strategist, better engineer yes. The only aspect that Stark is superior to Wayne is his Engineering in futuristic mechanics. Batman is a superior fighter, the smarter man, more disciplined and a better leader.[/quote]

Clearly you've never looked into Iron Man other than in the movies. Iron Man is an extremely brilliant tactician, he formulates plans on the spot if he needs to in order to win.
What makes you think Batman is a better strategist than him? They're essentially the same except Tony Stark is technically a mutant and part computer; which obviously makes him superior. Iron Man isn't a better leader? He was the leader of the avengers, he owns military contracts of various countries and nations. Batman is possibly a better fighter i'd give you that, but Iron Man was trained under Captain America, who is known for his skills in hand to hand combat, in order to make up for his weakness of not having his suit (before he obtained the blood armor w/e) around. Saying Batman is a better strategist, leader, and more disciplined is a little ridiculous when you actually compare their feats and capabilities. From what I see, Iron Man has accomplished far greater feats than Batman.

Reply November 15, 2013 - edited
peure

Batman wins every time...

Reply November 15, 2013 - edited
KinghoboAssassi

[quote=Sleepyx714]I agree that Batman is smart and has balls to go face to face with Gods but when compared to Tony Stark, he's nothing. Tony Stark is a far better strategist, gifted engineer, and has battled and defeated Gods head on with brute force. It's unfortunate that the batman fan base is just so big that they overlook the superiority of Tony Stark and deny the fact that he can easily best The Dark Knight.[/quote]

One on one of course tony beats Batman, the dude has a damn super suit with lasers and missiles for gods sake. But tony is NOT a better strategist, better engineer yes. The only aspect that Stark is superior to Wayne is his Engineering in futuristic mechanics. Batman is a superior fighter, the smarter man, more disciplined and a better leader.

Reply November 15, 2013 - edited
Sleepyx714

[quote=KinghoboAssassi]@Errr In comic book lore it's called a Yellow sun because its not red, or blue, or white.
@sleepyx714 Batman has his brains doe, he's stood with gods, glared them down face to face, beat them. Sure he didnt do it with pure force, but he found a way to do it. Honestly I have always liked batman better than Iron Man simply because batman protects his city and is trying to clean it up while at the same time being a member of the justice league, Tony just leaves all the dirty work to Spidey and all the other heroes.[/quote]

I agree that Batman is smart and has balls to go face to face with Gods but when compared to Tony Stark, he's nothing. Tony Stark is a far better strategist, gifted engineer, and has battled and defeated Gods head on with brute force. It's unfortunate that the batman fan base is just so big that they overlook the superiority of Tony Stark and deny the fact that he can easily best The Dark Knight.

Reply November 15, 2013 - edited
KinghoboAssassi

@Errr In comic book lore it's called a Yellow sun because its not red, or blue, or white.
@sleepyx714 Batman has his brains doe, he's stood with gods, glared them down face to face, beat them. Sure he didnt do it with pure force, but he found a way to do it. Honestly I have always liked batman better than Iron Man simply because batman protects his city and is trying to clean it up while at the same time being a member of the justice league, Tony just leaves all the dirty work to Spidey and all the other heroes.

Reply November 14, 2013 - edited
Sleepyx714

[quote=terminator123]I think its more like: Batman > Hulk > Superman > Justice League/DC > Marvel > Thor (this guy's a pathetic joke ...)[/quote]

If we're talking about movie Thor then you're probably right (but come on, dem abs), but comic book Thor trumps almost every superhero, hes the superman equivalent in the Marvel Universe. Also, I have no idea why people constantly think Batman is the best superhero of them all, hes just a dude that gets lucky, if he were to get into an actual one on one fight out of the blue, he'd be the first to go. Iron Man would stand a better chance against other heroes / gods then Batman.

Reply November 14, 2013 - edited
Errr

The sun isn't yellow...

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
KinghoboAssassi

[quote=Gregorius]Well, it's pretty much a no-brainer: Batman plus any size Kryptonite rock equals a powerless, half-dead Superman...

...on the other hand, we're presented with another problem. Earth without its sun is generally uninhabitable; it would be like living at peak of the Antarctic Circle year-round, animals and vegetation would slowly die, and Earth and everything on it would either die or become a frozen hunk of rock. Basically, without a sun, it's a stalemate--everyone dies, even Superman since he has no way of recharging his powers and even he can only withstand sub-Arctic temperatures for so long. Now, with a blue sun, Superman wouldn't be able to regain his strength, but it would still be rather cold on Earth, which would give Batman a distinct disadvantage unless his power suit was completely heated which gives us the fairest fighting field of all of them.

Working on that, it's all a matter of who uses which attacks, and it basically comes down to two outcomes. Superman uses his super-speed, flight and heat vision to take out Batman's suit from afar while giving him time to avoid Batman's lined Batarangs; or Batman forces a close-range game by grappling the man of steel and goes fist-to-fist with a weakened Superman, putting the advantage towards Batman's extensive combat training. Really, there's no way of knowing what sort of outcome a fight between Batman and Superman would have on an idealized battlefield...

...but one thing is for certain: at the end of the day, DC superheroes would still kick the crap out of Marvel superheroes any day of the week... except Thor.

In other words: Thor > Justice League > Avengers.[/quote]

But, Hulk kicked the crap out of Thor. Hulk is the most OP mofo out there. Superman could sit inside the sun for a week and try to fight Hulk, Hulk would crush him.
Batman needs to trade tony the JL for Hulk...

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
Gregorius

Well, it's pretty much a no-brainer: Batman plus any size Kryptonite rock equals a powerless, half-dead Superman...

...on the other hand, we're presented with another problem. Earth without its sun is generally uninhabitable; it would be like living at peak of the Antarctic Circle year-round, animals and vegetation would slowly die, and Earth and everything on it would either die or become a frozen hunk of rock. Basically, without a sun, it's a stalemate--everyone dies, even Superman since he has no way of recharging his powers and even he can only withstand sub-Arctic temperatures for so long. Now, with a blue sun, Superman wouldn't be able to regain his strength, but it would still be rather cold on Earth, which would give Batman a distinct disadvantage unless his power suit was completely heated which gives us the fairest fighting field of all of them.

Working on that, it's all a matter of who uses which attacks, and it basically comes down to two outcomes. Superman uses his super-speed, flight and heat vision to take out Batman's suit from afar while giving him time to avoid Batman's lined Batarangs; or Batman forces a close-range game by grappling the man of steel and goes fist-to-fist with a weakened Superman, putting the advantage towards Batman's extensive combat training. Really, there's no way of knowing what sort of outcome a fight between Batman and Superman would have on an idealized battlefield...

...but one thing is for certain: at the end of the day, DC superheroes would still kick the crap out of Marvel superheroes any day of the week... except Thor.

In other words: Thor > Justice League > Avengers.

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
SoulBlade

Batman would use Krytonite.

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
Liam

[url=http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/35/72/8392bef05f7fbff09c88cd4ec529377a.gif]batman always wins[/url]

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
NoNsensical

Robert Downey Jr. wins with sex appeal and drugs.

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
KinghoboAssassi

[quote=PyRoYoShi]Well Spidey's obv the weakest link. Batman may be on par with Ironman, could go either way. Superman could easily crush Ironman tho, no doubt. Superman lacks combat skills, while Batman excels in like everything but super strength, soooo Batman + Kryptonite > Superman. Batman w/o Kryptonite, Superman > Batman.[/quote]

But in a non yellow sun enviroment Batty might be able to hold out long enough to even the odds, even without Kryptonite
And spidey is far from the weakest link, He's just too much of a goody two shoe.

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited
PyRoYoShi

Well Spidey's obv the weakest link. Batman may be on par with Ironman, could go either way. Superman could easily crush Ironman tho, no doubt. Superman lacks combat skills, while Batman excels in like everything but super strength, soooo Batman + Kryptonite > Superman. Batman w/o Kryptonite, Superman > Batman.

Reply November 13, 2013 - edited