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Okay this is a bit awkward but uh, so im being "hit" on by this women and i think she thinks im a lesbian. How would i tell her that im heterosexual without offending.. o.o

December 7, 2013

23 Comments • Newest first

LostMyJob

@metaghost4: plz get a girl friend, jesus christ, if you get one you'll spend less time on basil!

Reply December 8, 2013
ishottedsnow2

To let her down easy, you'd pretty much have to rant on guys for a bit.

Reply December 8, 2013
SoulBlade

Find a hot guy walking by and then talk to her about how hot the guy is (if you can't find one, just talk about hot celebrities).

Reply December 8, 2013
momozzz

[quote=LlamaBanana]You're probably ugly so I'm going to assume this story is fake.[/quote]

We need a video of her experimenting with said girl in the story to confirm.

Reply December 8, 2013
LostMyJob

@metaghost4: Now, now, lets not be 5 year olds and argue about who said what first.

Reply December 8, 2013
LostMyJob

[quote=metaghost4]"Get a job"
thanks[/quote]

"get a girl"
thanks

Reply December 8, 2013
Twerkable

[quote=Zoneflare4]well you could just experiment...[/quote]

wtf dude that's haram~ </3

Reply December 7, 2013
Dauntaro

"Yo does this look like a gay bar to you?"
"Look, I appreciate the sentiment and all, but I am not going to look for your pearl."
"Uh, not cool. You have boobs."

Or you could just tell her it's making you uncomfortable. I know sure as hell if I was hitting on a straight girl and she said that I'd run away crying and apologizing profusely.

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Hatchet

I'm flattered but I'm straight, sorry.

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NiceGuys

just say "im sorry, but Les be honest, im straight"

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DColdhearts

"I'm heterosexual."

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Gyumaru

[quote=Jrosen]because ugly people don't get hit on[/quote]

i hit ugly people

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Jrosen

[quote=LuuIsGreat]@llamabanana
I didn't say i was "attractive" and if i was pretty or ugly why would that matter to whether or not the story is true?[/quote]because ugly people don't get hit on

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LuuIsGreat

@llamabanana
I didn't say i was "attractive" and if i was pretty or ugly why would that matter to whether or not the story is true?

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xtripled

lezbihonest

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LostMyJob

"please stop hitting on me"
thanks

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LlamaBanana

You're probably ugly so I'm going to assume this story is fake.

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assumptions2

[quote=Zoneflare4]well you could just experiment...[/quote]

truuuuuu

do this op

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Zoneflare4

well you could just experiment...

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Business

^ this

make up a story about some guy you like and ask here for advice

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Rondragon123

Tell her that there's this cute guy and you need her advice on how to hit on him. She'll understand.

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Liam

tell her you're flattered but you have a boyfriend/ like wienies

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HolyDragon

"Are you hitting on me?"
"Oh... well. Sorry"
-Leave-

They will get the message.

Or talk about your boyfriend.

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