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I will draw some people

Basically I'm just doing a before and after of this http://www.basilmarket.com/show/screen/183821/0/Basil_drawings_081410__081510.html

[b]Just tell me a (lame) joke if you want to be drawn [/b]

I'll probably post the drawings all at once, so it'll be a while

edit: omg this is taking longer than I thought. I decided that I'm only going to do one page. This will hopefully be done by tomorrow

July 30, 2013

27 Comments • Newest first

RoyalKiss

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Reply July 30, 2013
NoNsensical

What's green and has wheels?

...It's grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

Reply July 30, 2013
JVlapleMan

Okay here goes "

Which direction does a bullet go when it hits a gay guy?

One Direction Sorry if your a fan of 1-D

Reply July 30, 2013
whotookmycookie

ooooh meee!

Why is a king like a yardstick?
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They're both rulers! HAHAHAHAHAH...
-The Fairy's Return by Gail Carson Levine ;p

Reply July 30, 2013
icoleslawderp

How does a egg exercise?
They eggercise.

Reply July 30, 2013
steven3700

Do u go to the theatre because i have a man of steel in my pants

Reply July 30, 2013
balle3

I don`t know any jokes... Just joking!

Reply July 30, 2013
supersquirtle

a horse walks in to the bar
the bartender asks "whats with the long face"

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yoguy911

what kind of rooms have no walls? mush[i]-rooms[/i]
lame enough?

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LulzMudkipzz

What do cats eat in the summer?
[b]Micecream![/b]
Did I do it right? May I have drawing now? c:

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Ebyi

Is your father a baker?

[i]Cause you have a nice set of buns.[/i]

;puppyeyes. Me please.

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Odie2Kenobi

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's popcorn?

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Billionz

Yo mama so fat when she walked pass the television I missed an entire FOX TV movie session between the commercial breaks.

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pancakes030

[quote=MapleSpirit]So. There were two atoms. One of them said "I think I lost an electron!" And the other one said "Really?" In which the first atom replied with "I'm positive."

Thank you.[/quote]

omg I swear I read that in my science book before LOL

[quote=Jwoy]How about an art trade?[/quote]

Sure! My part is only going to just be a head doodle, so you don't need to spend like 5 hours on it

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Kapel07

so a girl who was a 7/10 beat up, cut up and ate up a 9/10 chick and her friend who was an 10/10 called the police
whats your problem miss?

7! 8! 9!

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Kanade

draw me please

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Yondaime

What do nosy peppers do?

They get Jalepeno business!

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MapleSpirit

So. There were two atoms. One of them said "I think I lost an electron!" And the other one said "Really?" In which the first atom replied with "I'm positive."

Thank you.

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Takumurai

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a green light and the chicken was stupid.
Draw me <3

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RandomUsername

[quote=pancakes030]okay wow u guys suck no one even read the post LOL[/quote]

what do you call me and @aznseal
a couple

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Kazno

[quote=pancakes030]okay wow u guys suck no one even read the post LOL[/quote]

me plz

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ishimaruchan

Omg sometimes I think people just lurk around the art section waiting for a post to pop up to be drawn. Draw me please 8D I want a cute selfie!

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HappyFaces

Your drawings are so cute!
Lame joke.. I'm not much of a joke-telling person..

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pancakes030

okay wow u guys suck no one even read the post LOL

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Twerkable

Me plz

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RandomUsername

me and @aznseal pls
i will tell you lame joke in this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU

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Kazno

me plis ty.

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