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I heard song lyrics that was something like would you believe me if I said I'm in love or something and I wanted to know the song so I copied it into my phone. Later tht day my friend took my phone and saw that and showed it to everyone lol and it was really embarrassing lol

all of my recent embarrassing stories involve my dogs somehow, but they're really only embarrassing to me
baby-talking them loudly when i realize my window is open and people are walking by or taking them out late at night/early morning with my hair all disheveled, eyeliner smudged and wearing an embarrassing graphic tee w/ chuck norris on it at the same time my cute neighbor decides to take his dog out

This was a few years back... After a long day of studying, I went to grab a coffee at a place beside my library. I didn't talk to anyone the entire day, so I guess I forgot how to talk. So anyway, the barista asked how my day was, and in my head, I was ready to say, "I'm okay" as well as "I'm good"; instead, I mixed them both and said to her "I'm gay". Embarrassing, but we found it hilarious

it barely stopped raining so i went outside and sat on a chair. i forgot to check if the chair had water on it, which it did. i stood up rapidly after feeling cold water touching my behind. i checked the mirror in the bathroom and i noticed that it looked like i took a piss in my pants. i considered not going to class but there was an exam in that day.

My life is full of them but one of the most would be this one.

I left Vietnam to come to America when I was ten. At that time, I had a crush on this cute boy ever since I was 8 or so.
So I thought since I was leaving for America let me just write a letter and include a pen as something to remember me by. Well I wrote it
and gave it to him. He ending up giving the pen to his friend and rip paper and the return to his game. The worst part it, he didn't even read it
and he did it in front on me >.< I was small so I couldn't care less.

On the bright side, I pee'd myself in class during the 2nd AND 4th grade. Bahhahahaa my teachers are asses

I was incredibly shtfaced one night and took a leak in my kitchen's garbage can simply because the bathroom (<20 ft) was too far away. The only reason I know this was because my roommate explained this to me the day after, and I felt like an absolute retard.

This is why I don't go out clubbing. I'm such a stupid drunk.

this one time when i was in junior high i was laying in bed and i really really had to pee and fart but i didn't want to get up because i was exhausted. i thought i could push the fart out without pissing my pants, i proved myself wrong.

[quote=Dragon11]i accidentally hit a cute coworker in the head with a door and gave her a concussion. it's been 3 weeks and she still hasn't returned to work yet.[/quote]
Nbd, she won't remember

random guy was making conversation with me and asked what my favourite song was at the moment and i told him "ariana grande problems"

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pretty good song though but i not good for first impressions i think

i accidentally hit a cute coworker in the head with a door and gave her a concussion. it's been 3 weeks and she still hasn't returned to work yet.

I was about to make some eggs and instead I cracked an egg over a trash can.
This was yesterday.

getting blocked in basketball hurts my ego more than anything

I once watched half episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians....

When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash. From the pony. And all the kids got to ride the pony. And I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me, for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck and around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.