So youre a 5-star Alaskan Chef 1 day from retirement
...and you find out the person who murdered your pet elephant Jerome is on a plane to Wisconsin at this very moment
Knowing you live in a ghetto in Detroit, do you risk a trip to the nearby state to avenge your pachyderm; with full knowledge that the final day of the intercity food competition for the vertically challenged is the same day?
And remember, you had already pledged your entry into that contest to your close friend, a Taiwanese midget who just recently became a Mexican restaurant head soup cook
July 20, 2013
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It's ok. Let's go with the food contest first Jerome can wait until after.
Hunting the guy down after can't be *that* hard. I mean, 1/7000000000 isn't that bad.
Depends if it's snowing or raining. If it's snowing the midget would have to die, but if it's raining the pterodactyl can give me a ride.
Except I wouldn't really know what to do if the midget was doing a hand stand. I would probably just go back to Alaska and eat some deer testicles.
Most logical answer I can think of at least.
I'd hire a hitman while I got fulfill my Taiwanese friend's promise.
why do i have to be vertically challenged
IDK man my Taiwanese midget friend is a pretty cool dude.
Uhm, a friend that works as a soup cook?
Is that something to be professional about? Lol.
i new i shoulda popped a molly
I'm a chef that cook Alaskans?
I have a pet elephant?