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I ate moldy bread, am I going to die?

I ate moldy bread, amd I going to die?

I just came home and I was hungry so I opened that bread bag and took a slice, put ma awesome nutella on it and started eating.. when I was closing the bag I noticed the bread had whitey dusty thingy in the brown parts and I threw my super awesome nutella sandwich away, but I had already eaten about half of it..

AM I GOING TO DIE ? PLEASE BASIL HELP ME.

March 28, 2012

36 Comments • Newest first

Xgo321

Mold Sickness.

Reply March 28, 2012
xdwow

The mold will get compressed by the enzyme in your body causing a chemical reaction releasing a tremendous amount of energy, approximately 2.5billion Joules . Because the energy cannot escape it would collapse on itself causing a black hole to form. You will get suck up and ultimately be broken down into particles which will later be reform as amoebas.

Seriously, if humans can die that easily, this world wouldn't be so over populated

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
xfairytales

Nope, you're not going to die. Don't worry. Fungi or Mold isn't THAT harmful as long as it's not red mold. Red mold = stay away from it! I've eaten mold by accident before too.

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bored741258963

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6GiFr7pL18]WARNING. Do NOT watch unless you are a brave soul...no seriously, it creeped me out.[/url]

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SpriterAlex

No, you may become sick and vomit but you're not going to die. If moldy bread was deadly there would be warnings all over the plastic wrapping about it. Anyone who says you're going to die is lying.
I hope you're not being serious.

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JuiceBoxes

You'll just get an upset stomach...

Thats like asking if you'll do if you pee on the toilet seat,the woman in yo house is just gonna get all rage at you.

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NoNsensical

That same stuff that was growing on the bread is now growing in a warm, wet environment with a ton of nutrients around until your lymphatic system figures out how to take care of the foreign substance. Good job.

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sakurarose8955

Why wouldn't you check the bread before using it?

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Vilius

@uoid: I didn't knew that too but i assumed

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copperchan

A little mold wont hurt you! You eat it all the time in other products..

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SuperJuls

Lol ^ said it

If i made a thread like this and I was that desperate, I'd probably be taking you guys seriously... lmfao

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
Ryck

You people are so mean...

Basil is the worst place to ask REALLY serious question

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
chenglin

sadly yes... you have 24 hours

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FaTaLP3NGU1N

I got eaten by mouldy bread. I'm still alive...

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Hysteriac

By the time you read this. You have until sunset, and yes, I have seen it before. 11 times actually.

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SirJayGatsby

I sure hope you're going to die, then I can harvest your organs! Yum, kidneys. =3

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goper555

Finish all the bread in the bag. Get it over and done with. Don't wait, it only extends the suffering xDDDD

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
MeiGuiHua

And food poisoining leads to diarrhea or it may cause stomach flu. Not that bad involve puking </3

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CloudKnight

Don't worry, you wont die.

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DesireSombre

Pour some Hydrochloric acid on the mold and see what it does to it. The same happened in your stomach.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
misterfuji99

It might have been flour.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
Vilius

[quote=uoid]Mold can't kill you unless you're eating a ton of flat out mold. It'll probably just make you sick.[/quote]

He will probably won't even get sick. It's just mold. Unless you people in America have some kind different mold, then idk.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
Nashi

Eh well it depends on the kind of mold but I'd assume that your body would automatically throw it up if it's dangerous. If it keeps it the dose wasn't too dangerous and the acid in your tummy maybe already destroyed it.
If you're still alive by today you should be fine
I bit into a moldy piece of bread before but I noticed it on the taste so I spit it out agian. If you weren't able to taste it really then it probably wasn't all that bad..

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
Zzyncookie

[quote=qwertyxd]Did the OP die? He hasn't posted in.. a few hours![/quote]

That's possible too, depending on what kind of mold it was... some of them work very fast.
R.I.P OP, you will be missed.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
qwertyxd

Did the OP die? He hasn't posted in.. a few hours!

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Zzyncookie

You've got about 4 days left, OP.
The world is your oyster, you can do whatever the hell you want now.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
SilverStrato

It was not flour.. it had tiny green dots also, and the expiration date was like 1 week ago..

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
xVolcomStone

Lol @people saying he's not gonna die.

I give you 3 days.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
Kojo

Yes OP you are going to die. Better start planning your funeral.

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ShintaRx

white dusty things. It was probably the flour they use to keep the bread from sticking to the baking pans. You just wasted a perfectly good nutella sandwich. Blasphemy.

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
BreakerZ

your going to have to get your stomach pumped now

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darksuitguy

Ergot poisoning.

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BurnedFrozen

I call 48 hours. Might wanna make the best of it.

or suicide

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
SensuaLobster

you'll end up having deep lacerations while sleeping due to the mold attempting to reproduce & grow in your epigastric region as your body tries to reject it creating "stretch mark" like symptoms at first which will develop into torn jagged wounds.

but in all seriousness, you're fine but you might want to stay close to the bathroom later due mold typically causing diarrhea, vomiting and upset stomach.

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SilverStrato

</3 o.o </3 o.o im srs.. what is going to happen to me?1 e.e

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
zero705

Go to the hospital right now, seriously

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