How do I deal with a flaming homosexual?
yes hello there fellow basilers i am in a predicament
there is this disgusting child who has feelings for me
and dont get me wrong here i support homosexuality and i would be fine if it was anyone else but i really dislike him a lot
seriously he wont leave me alone every day he strokes my arm and whispers "lets frick" into my ears and follows me everywhere
i have already requested assistance from the officials but they wont do anything do you see my problem
May 15, 2013
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@evyxx: yes i will try that thank you
@sparkshooter: hehehe
@Skaia:
Yes, I like plan B.
MUAHAHAHAHA.
@sparkshooter: he knows already everyone knows
im just going to have to go with plan b
"you are a disgusting pig and i have no interest in being your friend let alone anything more. i will do nothing but reject your advances. you are incredibly creepy and you need to stop."
@Skaia:
With a girl I suppose? Why the hell can't you tell him then?
@sparkshooter: the thing is that im in a relationship right now? life is hard
whisper back to him "i dun wuna frick u doe" or "i only frick chicks"
[quote=Skaia]@sparkshooter: i already tried those he thinks im joking[/quote]
Wow...that sucks.
Why don't you sleep with him or something, and cheat on him with a girl.
That'll teach him.
@sparkshooter: i already tried those he thinks im joking
[quote=Skaia]@Rationale: teach me how to be explicit[/quote]
"Shut up."
"Jeez, just leave me alone."
"Wow stop being a jerk."
"Seriously, can you stop?"
That's explicit enough. Harsh, but it's for the best; he won't understand how you feel otherwise.
That's considered sexual harassment
you can sue him for making you a sad panda
@Rationale: teach me how to be explicit
[quote=Skaia]@evyxx:
@quickjumper7:
@rationale:
@sparkshooter:
ive already tried punching him but he just starts laughing like he enjoys it
anything i say he thinks is a joke
if i ignore him he will start poking me and pulling me[/quote]
Wtf, don't punch him! You're making contact, so he probably thinks you find him silly and playful.
You have to me a tiny bit mean like "leave me alone jeez."
@evyxx:
@quickjumper7:
@rationale:
@sparkshooter:
ive already tried punching him but he just starts laughing like he enjoys it
anything i say he thinks is a joke
if i ignore him he will start poking me and pulling me
Get water. People on fire is a serious thing.
So, logically, you are a guy in real life?
I sort of have experience in this lol .
Whatever you do, don't give him any reason to doubt that you are straight. And don't make contact if you don't have to. It's pretty hard for guys to get over a straight crush, so don't encourage him. But don't be a jerk either.
Scare him with YOUR flaming homosexuality.
EDIT: obligatory OP is a [complete the thought]
knock him out
Frick with him
If he is on fire, the natural thing to do in that situation would be to get a fire extinguisher and use on it on the flaming homosexual.
(seewutididthar)
Hug him with a blanket. That should take out the flames.
flaunt your heterosexuality(?)
Next time he does it, punch him in the nuts. He's homosexual so he won't need them anyways.
i dont see how this has anything to do with him being gay so much as him being a stalker
just tell him you donmt like him at all and punch him if he continues