"Friends With Benefits", and sure, a couple of times.
---SPOILERS, a bunch of non-Piratey life stuff ahead---
The first time was back in high school. There was a ridiculously dorky guy I went to class with. It was strange because I was sure I hated him at first. His thick coke-bottle glasses, terrible sense of humor, and the way he snorted when he laughed was just... ugh... but eventually he became a pretty close acquaintance. We had a bit of a back-and-forth, his bad humor played off of my uptight prudishness. He'd tell a horribly tasteless joke, I'd tell him to shut up, he'd turn it into a double-entendre, and I'd walk away in frustration as he chortled maniacally. End scene. In the end, we did end up dating for a while, and it was nice, but after graduating we went our separate ways.
My second time was with a really nice girl I met when I moved back home. This time, I was the somewhat perverted one and she was the prudish one, but she went along with it because I could get a laugh out of her every once in a while. We'd sometimes spend evenings talking about nothing, and though the thought of a relationship would rattle around every once in a while, there wasn't much chemistry, until we hung out one time and she abruptly kissed me out of nowhere, and I was like "OMG YASS!" and everything after that was fantastic. Eventually, we grew apart but she's still a good friend of mine.
I let her go because she was too open to me. Told me all these crazy stuff like merthur and guys on guys. Animal lover. A god believer who believe that she can't have a baby unless god go into her dream and tell her. An asian girl who lied that she is still waiting for her crush who is a white guy in highschool but he already move to a different state and already has a gf. Hates the world. She hates her parents for bringing her into this world. She says its their fault for making the choice she didnt choose. She loves other american tv series and stuff and she is willing to do 3some. She wants me to do a another guy infront of her. And more stuff. Anything other than that. And she is cute, sexy, wears glasses and a book worm. I left her for my dignity.
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[quote=Thiefy996]What's an fwb.[/quote]
"Friends With Benefits", and sure, a couple of times.
---SPOILERS, a bunch of non-Piratey life stuff ahead---
The first time was back in high school. There was a ridiculously dorky guy I went to class with. It was strange because I was sure I hated him at first. His thick coke-bottle glasses, terrible sense of humor, and the way he snorted when he laughed was just... ugh... but eventually he became a pretty close acquaintance. We had a bit of a back-and-forth, his bad humor played off of my uptight prudishness. He'd tell a horribly tasteless joke, I'd tell him to shut up, he'd turn it into a double-entendre, and I'd walk away in frustration as he chortled maniacally. End scene. In the end, we did end up dating for a while, and it was nice, but after graduating we went our separate ways.
My second time was with a really nice girl I met when I moved back home. This time, I was the somewhat perverted one and she was the prudish one, but she went along with it because I could get a laugh out of her every once in a while. We'd sometimes spend evenings talking about nothing, and though the thought of a relationship would rattle around every once in a while, there wasn't much chemistry, until we hung out one time and she abruptly kissed me out of nowhere, and I was like "OMG YASS!" and everything after that was fantastic. Eventually, we grew apart but she's still a good friend of mine.
Never had one
and never will.
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I let her go because she was too open to me. Told me all these crazy stuff like merthur and guys on guys. Animal lover. A god believer who believe that she can't have a baby unless god go into her dream and tell her. An asian girl who lied that she is still waiting for her crush who is a white guy in highschool but he already move to a different state and already has a gf. Hates the world. She hates her parents for bringing her into this world. She says its their fault for making the choice she didnt choose. She loves other american tv series and stuff and she is willing to do 3some. She wants me to do a another guy infront of her. And more stuff. Anything other than that. And she is cute, sexy, wears glasses and a book worm. I left her for my dignity.
I married her.
Jk