Back to school after a year, what do I need?
So I'm finally starting college this year. And I was wondering on a few items to bring, besides the obvious pen and paper.
Like condoms, how much do you think I'll need? Do you think I'll have a chance with all them college girls freshman year? Should I just go and pick up some Costco size packs because I have high hopes. What were your guys experience with this?
July 23, 2015
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@cool123ter no, I haven't been on lately
Did you delete me friend?
@Collee: Nope, not what I was talking about or referring to.
[quote=Slayinz]I love this thread, and how it's on Basil. People like you make this site worth a good laugh, thank you sir.[/quote]
You're really immature if talking about safe sex still makes you laugh.
Here's what I can tell you from my 2 years of college.
Are you white? If you're white and go to a top 100 school, the Chinese girls will literally offer themselves to you on the daily. If you want something more challenging, there are literally thousands of girls around you. You'll be seeing hundreds of girls that you didn't see the day before. The opportunities will be there if you become brave for a few seconds. If you see a qt sitting by herself in the dining hall, just go sit with her and chat her up. Parties are also a thing and should be easy enough to get into.
For condom size, this is what I did. First, you can measure yourself and look at dimensions online to see what kind you should be looking at. At school, they're going to practically throw condoms at you. They will be those cheap, regular Lifestyles condoms. I feel bad for whoever uses those, because they were way too small for me. So then I went to Target the night of orientation and got the smallest quantities of Magnums and Magnum XLs and tried them out to see the best fit.
Alternatively, I think condom companies will mail you a single condom of whatever type you want to try. Look into that.
I was actually planning on making a college thread, but was going to wait until August.
[quote=iDrinkOJ]i don't think they have size extra small[/quote]
yeah they do your dad told me
Depends if yo hot af, hope you get laid and become a pimp so all of basil can know the almighty slayer of poon
the way you're treating college, you'll be dropping out by your 2nd year
i don't think they have size extra small
There's a lot of old people (students) in college.
Ramen
make sure the condom's don't have holes or else you're pretty much screwed
I love this thread, and how it's on Basil. People like you make this site worth a good laugh, thank you sir.
who needs condoms
a laptop and a planner/agenda to keep track of due dates and test dates. My school always gave out free condoms in dorms and the health centre. They also sell them for 25 cents each around campus which is a lot cheaper than drugstores. Don't keep them in your wallet or pockets though, I heard it deteriorates them. OH, the ribbed ones are nice. And get the thin ones. You might have to experiment to see which brand you and your partner(s) prefer, so maybe don't buy a huge box yet.
Condom size is a tricky thing,
Pick one too small and your d will be uncomfortable
Pick one too large and you'll disappoint your sex partner
Buying every size makes you look like a hopeless player + expensive
College life is tough