General

Spread your mighty chicken wings and use your razor-sharp talons to pluck it apart. As it begs for mercy, scoop it into your beak and chop it asunder. Problem solved.

Kill it with a flamethrower.

You should've flung poop at it. It's what you do best.

[quote=chickenpoodl]I AM VICTORIOUSSSSS
i went downstairs, hauled that vaccuum cleaner up stairs. was a battle in itself justs to find a power outlet that i could use.
got it plugged in, power source secured.
i lifted up teh vaccuum with one arm, took the power head in the other. went over to my room and looked at the swivel chair... realized i'd fall and be severely injured if i fell. resorted ot using a little stool, tip toed over, climbed on, and gingerly put the end of the power head against the ceiling trapping the spider inside. i could see one its legs so i lifted the end ever so slightly and it bolted. i semi paniced and leaned away a moment, watching it scuttle across the ceiling and onto the wall with its eight legs and i covered it again. saw it struggle and maintain its grip on the wall! i looked down at the vaccuum cleaner and realized i had to pull out all the stops. it was a life or death situation. i turned the vacccum cleaner onto its side in the air and reached out with my leg and pushed the little switch with my toe from about 20% power to maximum! the vaaccum cleaner roared with new found life! the spider struggled for a moment longer before being drawn into the dark abyss.

then i vaccuumed the floor around me for good measure.

but woooooooooooow even soloing pink bean didn't make me sweat this much.

this is a victory worth celebrating.

i rely on linda for singing, she's asleep. can't risk waking her up or i'll have to deal with her too![/quote]

Victorious
Wow, I never knew somebody could make something sound so cool

wd40.

hey part 2 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhb58BerO1qk14e9o4_400.jpg

@Chocorate:my vacccumm cleaner atee it

Vacuum it and it will not fall behind book case. [:
As long as you don't miss.
( nvm late lol )

[quote=PandyAndyBoy]Bite the spider and become MAN-SPIDER![/quote]

SPIDER-MAN!

Some of y'all are pathetic.

I found a spider egg in the corner of my backyard and I lit it on fire HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

[quote=duckyarcher]What have you done...The eggs it laid will break free soon and its children will come after you....You've just declared war on the entire Arachnid kingdom....I hope you're ready.[/quote]

i thik that means i have to cube my vaccuum cleaner more.
get some decent-SI on my oven mitts.

@AvalonBlue: the vacccuum cleaner beat me to it.
@Holysam112: atleast i'm willing to admit to my fears!

Just grab it then eat it.

@ZottenKerel: lemem get my earplugs first

[quote=aaronthecow]vyctoriiiiiiiiiiii[/quote]

i hope you're prepared to pay those hefty royalty fee's taht pam has set up to protect her name...

I can sing too steve :o ask Tymen and Karen or Linda or Andy

vyctoriiiiiiiiiiii

I AM VICTORIOUSSSSS
i went downstairs, hauled that vaccuum cleaner up stairs. was a battle in itself justs to find a power outlet that i could use.
got it plugged in, power source secured.
i lifted up teh vaccuum with one arm, took the power head in the other. went over to my room and looked at the swivel chair... realized i'd fall and be severely injured if i fell. resorted ot using a little stool, tip toed over, climbed on, and gingerly put the end of the power head against the ceiling trapping the spider inside. i could see one its legs so i lifted the end ever so slightly and it bolted. i semi paniced and leaned away a moment, watching it scuttle across the ceiling and onto the wall with its eight legs and i covered it again. saw it struggle and maintain its grip on the wall! i looked down at the vaccuum cleaner and realized i had to pull out all the stops. it was a life or death situation. i turned the vacccum cleaner onto its side in the air and reached out with my leg and pushed the little switch with my toe from about 20% power to maximum! the vaaccum cleaner roared with new found life! the spider struggled for a moment longer before being drawn into the dark abyss.

then i vaccuumed the floor around me for good measure.

but woooooooooooow even soloing pink bean didn't make me sweat this much.

this is a victory worth celebrating.

[quote=aiaku]Sing a lullaby, make it fall asleep. If it still hangs, poke it with something, to make it fall down. Don't worry, it won't wake up.
Now that the spider is on the floor, hitting and smashing it leaves no risk of it running away.[/quote]

i rely on linda for singing, she's asleep. can't risk waking her up or i'll have to deal with her too!

have it fall on something you don't need then throw it in the trash.

[quote=Demonlord]You should get a vacuum and suck it.[/quote]

omg good idea. brb.

Just saying, humans eat spiders in their sleep, true story. ^.^
So watch out.....!

[quote=Tokeb]But you're Naruto.[/quote]
i didn't even know who naruto was till after i got this hair.
i was kind of sad after he broke the news to me.

[quote=ccsobsessed]use that hyper body of yours to magnet the spider towards you so you can summon beholder to go all berserk on it. then finish it off by rushing it to the toilet and then cleansing yourself from nasty germs with some hero's will =D[/quote]
go level up to 200 already.

use that hyper body of yours to magnet the spider towards you so you can summon beholder to go all berserk on it. then finish it off by rushing it to the toilet and then cleansing yourself from nasty germs with some hero's will =D

[quote=Tokeb]But you're Naruto.[/quote]

LOLOLOL

someone suggested i climb my bookcase...
i can't do taht, it'll collapse on me like taht one peter chao video as he climbed his dresser to scream at ppl living one floor up

kill it with fire

@PandyAndyBoy: if i bit the spider, it'll gain my super powers and i'd really be in trouble...

@Dorks: gimme a break, we all have our achilles heels.

Spray whatever household or hygiene product is in your house.

Gosh, I can't believe one of my idols can't defeat a mere spider. Who will I call if I get attacked by one?

[quote=arianagrande]Try to find like air re-freshener or bug spray and spray that b@%@#[/quote]

And then get a lighter and blow that mother f%$%$@ into flames!

@arianagrande: won't it fall behind my bookcase? thus losing it forever in the mess of a room i have and i'll never see it again?

Datspider

spray perfume or axe or whatever you have at it