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The Thing To Your Right

What if the thing to your right becomes the [b]ONLY[/b] zombie apocalypse weapon you'll have... how screwed are you? o.o

I have a skateboard for a weapon

June 23, 2013

66 Comments • Newest first

tofuvampire

tissue box. i'll do fine. Lullll

Reply June 30, 2013
NinjaOfTennis

A pin. A single, 1 cm long pin.

I'm screwed.

Reply June 28, 2013
xXSkittl3zz

6 bracelets and a paper ..hmm

Reply June 24, 2013
trashed

my iphone. 911 call the zombie police

Reply June 24, 2013
TheHero23

My younger brother...Wow I'm screwed

Reply June 24, 2013
angeIkitty31

I'm by the wall that has a (about) 3 ft long sword on it and a poster that tells you how to survive a zombie apocalypse... (walking dead) <3
I want a partner in this! Don't want to be alone..

Reply June 24, 2013 - edited
ShadowOf2

a mouse

Reply June 24, 2013 - edited
atanate

a flashcard.....

Reply June 24, 2013 - edited
PressF13

A computer mouse and a wall...

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Lynerus

A mini table thing with an ash tray a tv remote and a can of bug spray!

If i hit them with the table toss the remote and ashtray at them then spray them with bug spray im sure i could win!

Reply June 24, 2013 - edited
CureSword

A door

Reply June 24, 2013 - edited
Wolkechen

I have a pillow...

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blazi4ever

A cognitive psychology lecture note from my online class...lined paper btw.

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xXMoonWingx

I got a box of printer paper, I can make more weapons! And smash zombie heads!

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RiriArchMage

guitar and a fan.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
sano4444

I have my masumane(sephiroth sword...real) and many other swords, katanas, daggers and things like sais sitting to my right. Yea, my room is filled to the brim of weaponry, i think i should be fine

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
WingDrow

An empty rubber water bottle.

Fudge.

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Jrosen

a sock.
GG zombie apocalypse GG

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
remembrent

dslr camera...i shall blind them with flash? X:

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vMinn

A fax machine..
I guess I better fax those Zombies to someone else's house

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
mechibi

[quote=StahpBanzPlz]Hmm... I have a pillow. HAY GAIZ LETS COMBINE OUR CRAP TOGETHER[/quote]

YEAH. WE CAN COMBINE OUR PILLOWS

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
PurpleWaffles

Several decks of playing cards. Twisted Fate, the Card Master.

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thingy97

Chapstick. It's Berry Explosion, if that matters.

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Dsfan33224

A giant standing lamp or w/e thats called. Think i'll take that over my iphone.

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RiorakuZero

I bottle of water...wait...oh now it's empty...crap.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
checkmastyle

A literature book I have to read for a schooltest... I can bore the zombies to death (again) with dutch literature.

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ClipsNCurls

guess ill be shoving my s4 up their @#$... thank god its big?

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
xDracius

Electric fly swatter.
Eh, might be useful.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
Fetishes

a wood katana.... HELL YESSSSSS

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
torch15

A vacuum cleaner. Sweet

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
yongyong139

I got a wall....

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Sleepywolfx3

Paper bag... I can't even suffocate myself if i wanted to.

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DragonStrike

A huge dresser.
I'm screwed. At least I can barricade a door?

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
BabyExorcist

Vaseline White Petroleum Jelly.
Yea... I'm screwed.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
123tonyni

I have a toilet paper roll. Its all used up. Yes yes my toilet paper is to my right.
Blame the construction workers. It cost me another 90 bucks to fix it. (worker get paid 70 bucks for switching toliet paper place).
I didn't fix it so i am screwed because of my poor-ness. Im dead.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
cytherea

Chivas Regal 12 700mL.

Good to go.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
CrazyTiger

My phone
Flash yo eyes and you'll die,oh wait........

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
questlqy

A bible to smite all the zombies!

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
4kush20

The wall... Looks like I'll be bare knuckle boxing.
It's ok, I planned to join their side anyways >.<

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
Effy

A pillow! Yay!

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
Nashi

my wallet .... lovely

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
DarkQuill

Snowshoes.
Well balls.

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
SirCandyCane

safety scissors >.<

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
Cxaxukluth

...a cucumber

come at me zombies

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
xFinalSorax

A dead body...
Welp, guess the zombies can feed on its own kind

Reply June 23, 2013 - edited
sefi132

my brother

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Croodle

My laptop.

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