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@toid: (´･ω･`) I could never stop my affection for you. Do you want to take it slower? I'll do anything to make this relationship work out. Or maybe you meant "stop by" at your house. Of course, I'll come by; thank you for inviting me over. (´･ω･`)

I'd pay $13 dollars to get slapped by a dime piece. C'mere qurl

[quote=yumtoast154]Dear Japanese men,

You guys are facing a birth rate decline and you're going out to buy [i]sleeping[/i] services? Please stop jerking off to fantasies and start humping real people to get that birth rate back up.

Thanks.

PS: I really would appreciate it if you would make children that major in animation so they can create 'dem Chinese cartoons.[/quote]

World has 7 billion people o.o and you want more people? You have got to be joking..more births than deaths already due to technology and health care.

Customer can pat girl's head in praise - 3 mins. - 1000 yen
lol'd

Dear Japanese men,

You guys are facing a birth rate decline and you're going out to buy [i]sleeping[/i] services? Please stop jerking off to fantasies and start humping real people to get that birth rate back up.

Thanks.

PS: I really would appreciate it if you would make children that major in animation so they can create 'dem Chinese cartoons.

@zoneflare2: (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`) Thank you! Toid and I are very close friends. I'm glad you can see our intimacy in our posts for each other! (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`)

[quote=ToxicEffect]I face-palmed when I read this thread. I mean seriously, are japanese men that deprived that they'd pay to do something as idiotic as this?[/quote]

To an extent, yes. There are Japanese males who are desperate to the point of insanity, which labels them as serious creeps. Moreover, there are a lot of Japanese guys who like to think of women as pure, or simply as virgins. That being, they might want to be with a woman without conducting sexual acts, or thinking of the woman in a sexual way. This is why you see a lot of Japanese pop idols get massive negative feedback when they're found to be "spoiled." In addition, you have your Japanese 'otakus' who are rejected by society, so they long for any kind of Human connection, so they might do this in order to feel connected to Humanity, rather than cast aside like trash, as they are in normal societal matters. In Japan, otakus are not accepted as very good people. They're bullied pretty bad, to a very sad extent.

In Japan... while this may seem odd to us, it's not quite as odd to them. Well... some of them. I know a lot of Japanese people who would laugh at this so hard. I don't see this being a massively successful business, but whatever floats one's boat, I guess.

@toid: (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`) Kill? A heinous act of betrayal? No, I would never do that to you , my love bug. We are going to be together forever. Maybe by "killin" you mean I'm so funny that I make your day brighten up. Why, thank you my love bug. (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`)

@oGucci: I am sorry.

They must be desperate for money. Lol

[quote=ToxicEffect]I face-palmed when I read this thread. I mean seriously, are japanese men that deprived that they'd pay to do something as idiotic as this?[/quote]

It's just Japan. Japan.

oh and @ogucci NEEDS this.

@toid: (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`) I know when you said you liked white girls, you were just playing hard to get. You must REALLY like me to be trying so hard! Don't worry, your efforts won't be wasted! I love you too! (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`).

@toid: o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o I LOVE YOU! O3O O3O O3O (´ã�'»Ï‰ã�'»`)

how much for the other pleasureable services?

Aren't blowup dolls cheaper?

"Gaze at each other intently - 1 min" hahahaha xD

umm do they always wear masks? ahaha talk about forever alone

[quote=zoneflare2]I say its about the same for men and women[/quote]

Lol yeah I guess..

20 min sleep deal?

what is this.... ww2 needs to happen again

@akatsuki0826 would probably be interested in this.

[quote=TheNoDozOwl]LOL @ the slapping part [/quote]

LOL, that was funny. 2:20 for anyone who wants to see the slap.

[quote=zoneflare2]Well a guy can tell his friends that he slept with a woman without losing his virginity [/quote]

Lol..but aren't most guys interested in losing their virginity?

wish i was japanese...& a girl. easiest job ever.

[quote=zoneflare2]You sleep next to them no sexual act is performed[/quote]

Mhmm or it would be prostitution.

Oh my, now that I actually read all the extra options, this seems awkward. o-o

LOL @ the slapping part

I'm on the plane to Nippon right now.

@toid Don't be jealous, you'll have your turn soon enough.

Just booked my ticket to Christmas Island.

too expensive.

No. when im sleeping im unconscious makes no difference wether or not there is someone next to me.

I'd pay to sleep platonically next to you, my dearest. o3o