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What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

So after school one day I decided to buy chicken over rice from the halal food cart/stand. It's usually packaged in white foam tray w/ a lid (like the ones you get from Chinese takeout) and put into a white plastic bag.
Then, I get on the subway and immediately, a person from a group of high schoolers sitting by the door said, "Why does it smell like Muslim?"
And the group laughed. I laughed too, not with them, but at them. smh.

So what is the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

April 15, 2014

35 Comments • Newest first

rld81

you know when you beat someone in a game thats really competitive then someones like "man you must play all day, you don't have a life, you must be a virgin" oh jesus wenis its stupid

Reply April 22, 2014
fradddd

@UglierBetty: precisely. (I learned that from Back to the Future).

Reply April 22, 2014
UglierBetty

[quote=fradddd]I just think it's stupid when people try to claim there's a fallacy when there isn't one.[/quote]

[i]but I just learned the word in my 9th Grade English class and I want to sound smart![/i]

Reply April 22, 2014
fradddd

@Plenair: I guess so. I just think it's stupid when people try to claim there's a fallacy when there isn't one.

Reply April 22, 2014
ehnogi

@Plenair:

No. Something logically sound can still be fallacious.

Example :

Apples are fruits.
Oranges are fruits.
Apples are oranges.

Logical fallacy.

Reply April 20, 2014 - edited
ehnogi

@fradddd:

That's a better explanation. For a second, I thought you were implying that it was a contradiction. Fallacies can exist in logic. I don't know why that sounds stupid though.

Reply April 20, 2014 - edited
fradddd

@ehnogi: because people say that not only to me, but to everyone when our logic is sound but the opposition simply opposes it. Instead of saying they disagree, or actually elaborating on what they think, they just say "that's a logical fallacy".
Then I'm like, "Okay, explain to me why, or counter my argument, you little twerp. You're basically dodging the question by using the word "fallacy" because it's less commonly used so you make yourself feel smart when you say it."

Reply April 18, 2014 - edited
Zoneflare4

@iDrinkOJ: im not talking crap about Terry Crews just this other guy who thinks he is black.

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
Errr

Someone said to another person "ching Chong Ching Chong". The other person was Hispanic.

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
iDrinkOJ

[quote=Zoneflare4]Can I record the love? <3
OT Obama is the best president in the history of the US[/quote]

why you gotta put a black man down?

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
ehnogi

[quote=fradddd]"That's a logical fallacy".[/quote]

How is this stupid?

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
Zoneflare4

[quote=Collee]You thinking you have a chance with my boo @AugustRain[/quote]
Can I record the love? <3
OT Obama is the best president in the history of the US

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
DkWhut

I can write a book about the stupid things iv heard. Like I am trapped in a world surrounded by stupid people.

"Why is the sun blue"
"Take me too the store so I can buy pickle seeds to plant pickles"
"Africa is in Europe"
"If I run through the rain will I get wet"
"I pissed in my water filter to test it out"

Not even good things, I can edit this post if I remember any more.

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
mujura1

"I took calculus last semester in night school". You need advanced functions to take it and yet he claims he took it.. and is taking it this semester too.

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
Billionz

That's a total "huh" moment. I can't believe you actually laughed at them. How does something even smell Muslim?

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
RitoPls

The only black kid in our AP Macro class thought rubies were precious metals.

Tyrone pls

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
Nude

[quote=Plenair]TS: "Muslims are people of the Islamic religion"
You: "LOL...TS thought Muslim was a religion"
-"thought Muslim was a religion"

TS: " of the Islamic religion"
You: "Muslim was a religion"

No sir, pretty sure what you said trumps what the TS said. Considering how you misread what she incorrectly said, making your derp a derp of a derp.[/quote]

She edited her post...you goof

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
East

[quote=Nude]LOL...TS thought Muslim was a religion and confused it with Islam. Now, THAT'S the stupidest thing I've ever heard [/quote]

haha i know. I forgot to add "people of Islam" and it made me look bad in this thread lool.

Reply April 16, 2014 - edited
Nude

[quote=Gmayn]muslim isn't a religion lol

i can't breahte[/quote]

LOL...TS thought Muslim was a religion and confused it with Islam. Now, THAT'S the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
East

[quote=Plenair]Did it ever occur to you that the place did smell Muslim? It's not like certain ethnic groups don't have particular smells. If you're just assuming they meant your food and said Muslim, maybe your food smelled Muslim. Do you even know what Muslim smells like? Have you ever tried smelling a Muslim? I doubt it.[/quote]

The group of the subway were a mix of black and several white students. I am chinese and the only other people on the subway cart other than us was a old white grandmother and her grandchild, so it was definitely the scent from halal food because of the curry rice and other spices. They could've said Muslim food or a Muslim person. You can't SMELL Muslim. It makes no sense.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
Castrius

"Im not fat, im gaining mass for muscle." -kid who eats purely burgers and pizza and does no exercising whatsoever

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
AllConditions

Lmao.. people these days

#muslimsftw

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
East

[quote=Gmayn]@East: I know what you meant but the fact that this is a stupidest things ever said thread made it funny. [/quote]

lol alright. I'll edit the post to clarify

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
djhfreak

ohh now i get it

wow those kids r dumb hah

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
Gmayn

@East: I know what you meant but the fact that this is a stupidest things ever said thread made it funny.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
East

[quote=Gmayn]muslim isn't a religion lol

i can't breahte[/quote]

The people of the Islamic religion. I'm sure you knew what i meant ._.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
fradddd

"That's a logical fallacy".

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
Gmayn

[quote=East]Muslim is a religion. Now read again.[/quote]

muslim isn't a religion lol

i can't breahte

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
xtripled

"shut the hell up before i make you wake up in a coma"

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
East

[quote=djhfreak]I don't get it.[/quote]

Muslims are people of the Islamic religion. Now read again.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
djhfreak

I don't get it.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited
AugustRain

"Your mom's a virgin."

- @Mermers

honorable mentions: i hear a hell lot of stupid - on this site. anything coming from gorilla, really.

Reply April 15, 2014 - edited