my Alpha mentality helped me get a free iphone today
today i went to the gym for leg day
when i was at the squat rack doing some bicep curls (gotta get that pump for raves) some BETA "accidentally" ended up dropping a 45lb plate on my phone and wallet that was on the ground
i legit went beast mode on his face and called him out in front of everyone in the gym
he was crying by this point (lmao what a beta) and gave me $150 gift card to walmart and his iphone 5.
i come home and turns out my iphone isnt even broken LMAO
stay beta, betas.
-grip25
btw MODS stop closing/banning me. you cant contain my ALPHAness.
April 8, 2015
18 Comments • Newest first
There's so many things wrong and not a lot right about this thread.
[quote=Firmilitian]So you're the guy that stands in the corner of the gym doing a bunch of curls like a girl thinking hes getting a great workout but actually doing nothing.[/quote]
i also do abs. gotta make sure i have that six pack at all times.
So you're the guy that stands in the corner of the gym doing a bunch of curls like a girl thinking hes getting a great workout but actually doing nothing.
N***** goes to the gym once, and he thinks he is the next Mr. Olympia.
Who the hell carries around a $150 walmart gift card? Get out of here.
[quote=SirKibbleX2][url=http://imgur.com/ehMy7Ba]I'm actually serious about this question[/url]
assuming you have a gf.. you do have a gf right?[/quote]
he has a bf
[quote=SirKibbleX2][url=http://imgur.com/ehMy7Ba]I'm actually serious about this question[/url]
assuming you have a gf.. you do have a gf right?[/quote]
two things:
1. you NEVER get in a relationship if you're alpha. it's your job as an alpha to stay single and have many friends with benefits.
2. if i did have a gf and that guy in the picture did that, i would spazz out and fight him. alphas ALWAYS fight when their dominance is threatened and NEVER back down from a fight.
pics or it didnt happen.
OP is one of those d bags that does bicep curls in the squat rack. Aka he is trolling or can only curl 20's.
teach us alpha master
the fact that you even have a character in maplestory means that you are in fact not alpha
Pics or you don't even exist
the fact that you got on basilmarket to tell us this confirms the fact that you are the beta
[quote=TheZigen]once my mom's iphone got run over by a car lmao, it was unscathed. She had an otterbox defender case on it though. If the plate hit the phone flat with even pressure then there's a chance it could have survived[/quote]
nice try, otterbox advertising rep
Can someone google translate this for me?
I think this is in Greek.
[quote=AbsymalTorment]Dropping a 45 pound plate on a iPhone and not breaking.
Seems legit.[/quote]
once my mom's iphone got run over by a car lmao, it was unscathed. She had an otterbox defender case on it though. If the plate hit the phone flat with even pressure then there's a chance it could have survived
Dropping a 45 pound plate on a iPhone and not breaking.
Seems legit.
nerd.