Whoever tells the funniest joke wins a free balloon code D
So my friend gave me a balloon code and i don't need two
Let the jokes begin
August 25, 2012
Whoever tells the funniest joke wins a free balloon code D
So my friend gave me a balloon code and i don't need two
Let the jokes begin
56 Comments • Newest first
what do u do if u see a black guy hopping one foot
stop laughing RE LODE
You know whats really funny as a joke.
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. I dont need a ballon lololol
(actually love to have 2 )
[quote=Shape]women's rights[/quote]
I almost peed myself laughing at this he wins
wanna hear a joke about chemistry ?
-Na
How many merchants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Offer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDRBb0apDg&list=UUSAUGyc_xA8uYzaIVG6MESQ&index=1&feature=plcp
FR398HAA82G2492H7
Enjoy guys
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Got milk?
To mamas so fat her splash attack actually does damage
Why is Saceo soooooo awesome?
because MiasoChan said
"OMG Saceo you're so awesome may i have i stalk you?"
"I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH SACEO!"
Best Joke:
She reallly doesn't have the second unused code. I do.
No really i havent used mine yet!
I hate you
You know who loves getting fisted?
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Sock puppets.
if you can vote more then once then yo mommas so stupid that she brought sweet'n'sour sauce to a denvers nuggets game
in before she gives the code and it expires lol
[quote=Teddiesl]your momma so fat that i took a photo of her last Christmas and its still printing[/quote]
youtube yomama?
On topic: yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, cause she's already world wide.
ive got another one so a pe*ophile a priest and a rh@p!st walks into a bar...
he orders a drink.
What's white and blue and about to be red all over?
You if you don't give me that balloon
jk Got one already, let's keep the jokes coming
[quote=Swiggumz]Heisenberg.[/quote]
Breaking Bad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2uT1MM2Auo
So much Ryan Higa material...
On topic:
you: *knock knock*
guy inside: *opens door*
you: "joke"
[quote=mybuttxx]Two level 170s walk into a popular training spot. They both try to KS each other. One says to the other "cc plz" and the other one moves to the other channel.
Ba dum tss[/quote]
Posted this recently.
@HarukaChan wait... i got another one, but it requires being very very mature (wait...that wont be a joke but still... who cares )
So there was a random man on the beach.
He woke up and saw that he was nude </3
He ran over to grab a newspaper to hide out the p?s and the a?s
Then a little girl showed up
and asked... " Uhm what is under that newspaper?"
The man hesitated and saw a bird fly away. He quickly said " A BIRD!"
Little girl: " Oh... can i play with it?"
Quickly the man said: "NO NO NO...uh uh, not right now" and falls back to the ground at the beach.
Man ~falls asleep~
Man ~wakes up~
Man: WTF HAPPENED TO MY -BOINKERS!-
The man looks around and found out he was in a hospital.
Then... the little girl walks in and says: " Oh, i played with it, but it started to hit me back so i had to crack its eggs and snap its arm"
The end?
Two guys walk into a bar.
They complained their head hurts after they got up.
[quote=xxguntankzxx]why are black people so good at basketball because they can run steal and shoot lol [/quote]
What about their knees?
why are black people so good at basketball because they can run steal and shoot lol
An asian that can see with his/her eyes.
(I'm asian so it's okay)
Nexon helps every Mapler out there, they actually STOP hackers from doing ANYTHING.
I don't see why everyone doesn't make Nexon their idol, honestly they are GOOD people and I've seen
all the GM's help us players out by banning all of them hackers!
(LOL)
[quote=Tsukiakari]wanna hear a joke about my p3nis?
never mind its too long
wanna hear a joke about my mom's v4g1na?
nah, you'll never get it[/quote]
Unless your mom is Sasha Gray, no one would "tap dat".
A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
The bartender says "What's the steering wheel for?"
The pirate says "Arrrr....it's driving me nuts!"
Denim, Denim, Denim,Denim, Denim....Denim
Maple Story.
(That is the joke.)
I got another one.
A Blind black male who doesn't know hes black, thus making him a white supremacist
Skinny Wife: "Honey your getting overweight, look your so circular"
Fat Husband: "No no, Im in shape, Circles are shapes "
@HarukaChan look @monsterzexion
the actual story is:
Jack and Jill wen up the hill to smoke some marawana ( or how ever u spell )
and said DID YOU WANNA
so one day, a chicken decided to cross the road..
A robber will demand your money or your life; women require both.
How did the penguin build its house?
igloo'd it together
-knee slap-
"And I told him, that's not a Chevy, that's a Ford!"
-Timmy, Fairly Odd Parents
Adults shouldn't be so hard on their kids about going to school. For kids, school is 12 years of jury duty.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
. One to hold the lightbulb, another to spin the ladder.
HeneHoes
Swag is a joke.
Konami.
Why can a prosititute make more money than a dope dealer ?
Because a prostitute can wash her crack and use it again .
What do women and sandwiches have in common? They can't live without each other. <3
Your existence.
Eh, I'm bored so why not : would a lion ever cheat on his wife? No, but a TIGER WOULD ( Tiger Woods) .
Yo momma so stupid, she'll all of a sudden go like: "SQUIRREL!" But that's a dog, not a squirrel.
Why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?
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. Because she has no rights