My Japanese teacher found my fanfiction about her
So as a final assignment for my Japanese class this semester we had to write a story completely in Japanese. I wrote the story and brought it into class. But what I didn't realize is that I had accidentally brought my fanfiction about my Japanese teacher too and handed it instead. I wrote it completely in Japanese to practice. I couldn't ask for my paper back and the teacher went through the stories one by one and read them to the class. When she got to my story I got scared and tried to sneak out of class but she caught me and read on. She read this far into the story:
"One day Yamamoto sensei was wearing the cutest nekomimi cat ears and the most adorable cat tail. She was minding her own business in the woods when she ran into the most handsome and charming tentacle lech Hobodeity (which is me). The strong tentacle man said "My Yamamoto sensei what a cute tail you have..."
I'm going to stop there because everyone here has probably seen enough adult Japanese films to know where this is going. My teacher stopped reading and her face turned extremely red and started screaming at me. As of now I have been accused of sexual harassment and face expulsion from school. Does anyone on basil who has been in a similar situation have any advice what to do?
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i believe you. i really do.
nice...
@SirKibbleX2: I dislike the term "deserve". It's impractically subjective.
I prefer to think of it as consequential events caused by actions which made said events more likely to happen.
thats so embarrassingly horrible I don't know what to tell you, your life must be over. idk man just kinda hide out and let the whole incident blow over then try switching interests into real girls and not asian ones!
@Sezbeth: Of course,but funny.I mean we all make mistakes. -shrug-
@Slayinz
@Sirkibblex2
That doesn't really help the cause.
Accident or not, (assuming this may be real) this has got to be one of the absolute dumbest things I've ever read about happening.
pls don't be real
the only advice i can offer: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade...in front of the class
[quote=Sezbeth]Well, you pretty much deserve whatever happens.
What miniscule common sense you must have to think it was a good idea to write about that for an assignment you were going to turn in.
I mean, really.[/quote]
If you read,it was an accident.
Got me at tentacles <3
Well, you pretty much deserve whatever happens.
What miniscule common sense you must have to think it was a good idea to write about that for an assignment you were going to turn in.
I mean, really.
Deserves more favorites.
10/10
say bye bye to school
people still use paper to write their stories?
I thought we progressed from the paper age to the digital age.
This is now my favorite thread.
so kawaii
dame yo
anata no nihongo ha hontoni sonnani jouzu desu ka
Do send me the rest :]
My only advice is: Don't write a fanfiction of things like that, just keep them in your head so no one else can read/find it.