This old man tried to hit on my girlfriend
So me and my girlfriend were in a lesbian bar (we're lesbians). So this old man walks in and nobody pays attention. This guy was like a billion years old, it was actually kind impressive he was still trying to get some. He comes up to my girlfriend and tells her "I'm a carnivore and I want your meat". Me and my girlfriend were disgusted, I told him "Don't you have a CAT scan to go to?" He got really angry and started attacking. Doing that must have been hard in his advanced state of age because he stopped breathing and called for help. We called the ambulance and he got rolled out of the bar with a sexy tank of oxygen. Overall it was a good night.
April 9, 2015
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whats a lesbian bar like?
that was a nice story. i hope it was real
[quote=TheZigen]for years I have thought the hoboking was a guy and I'm actually glad to find out that you are not
ur the best hoboqueen[/quote]
this. but im disappointed. i actually still think he's a guy
I'm a vegetarian. Let's be friends!
d-i n-o s-a you are a dinosaur
and you're just an
o-l d-m a-n
hitten on me what?
you need a cat scan
that was messed up.
wow what's crazy is that i have a similar story where my ex's dealer would constantly hit on her. so when he did it in front of me (without knowing we were a couple) he gave her a very similar line that old guy told your girlfriend. i told him that she was with me and to stop with the crass comments because he was this big, fat 20 something year old and i was a skinny 17 year old and was not about to get my ass kicked for a girl i've just started dating.
for years I have thought the hoboking was a guy and I'm actually glad to find out that you are not
ur the best hoboqueen
cant believe you lesbians would beat up an old man like that..