A guide on how to get girls
Hi basil it's me Hobodeity. I'm writing this because I noticed there was an increase in people wanting to get girls lately and I thought I could help them. Now I know I'm not the best at getting girls but I think my track record speaks for itself when I say I've managed to talk to 3 girls without them running away and I drunkenly made out with one at a dance party once so I think I can say I am somewhat of an expert.
Before I start I just want to say this to poeple who want to get a girl, it all depends on how badly you want one. If u want it so bad u can't sleep and u can't die until you get the P in the V u gonna acheive it.
If you want a grl to brag 2 ur friends and stuff then your probably gonna get 1 or 2 or something.
1.Okay so first pick a girl, it doesn't matter which one and if you are reading this you probably don't have the liberty to be picky.
2.After you picked ur girl practice talking to her in your bathroom mirror, you might want to wear makeup or something to make yourself believe ur talking to her.
3.Now that you have practiced learn her schedule and where she is and approach her at a time u know she will be alone
4. Use the skills u practiced in the mirror, if they worked congratulations u got a girl
5. If they didn't respond it's okay, try again and repeat with a different girl.
Optional: If you really want to improve your skills join a pick up artist website and learn advanced techniques for getting girls.
Just remember that girls are people too and that they aren't scary or anything, chances are you do ask them out in a non creepy manner they'll probs be flattered even if they reject u. Nobody is obligated to date anyone no matter how nice or how long they've been friends.
K I hope this guide helps, bye.
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@TrueAtheist: I guess I just get confused cause all of my relatives were "friends" in high school, like they talked to each other in class, and then eventually started dating and then eventually got married. My dad says he was friends with my mom before he asked her to prom, and after that is when they started dating.
how 2 get girls ,,,
stop following guides on how 2 get girls,,,, frfr...
This is literally so silly and I know that girls (or at least me) can start to fall for any guy if they take the time to get to like know me? If you spend time with a girl you like and make her feel special you can get her to like you.
Like any guy can basically make me fall for them if I get to know them and they like me and I start to like them?
So these guides are soso silly. Literally just talk to the girl you have your eyes on and get to know her and let her get to know you and if things were meant to be it'll happen. THERE ARE NO TRICKS! Plus wouldn't it be better to get a girl to like you and not someone you're pretending to be?
[quote=fradddd]@TrueAtheist: well when you say "formed a relationship within a couple weeks...a couple months..." then what do you call the relationship during those times? I'd say it's a friendship if you associate with each other enough.
If "flirting the whole time" would 'naturally escalate to a relationship", then I've either never flirted, or no girl has ever liked me. Cause nothing has ever "naturally escalated to a relationship"...and that sucks.
But yeah, I might as well let her know how I feel. Best case scenario: she likes me back, we date, etc. Worst case scenario: she doesn't like me back that way, and I go off to college and forget about her anyway.
I don't know if you know what it's like never having a girlfriend by my age (17) but trust me it's weird.[/quote]
I didn't get my first girlfriend til I was 18, there are a lot more people than you think in your boat and there's nothing abnormal or wrong about it.
The worst thing you can do is waste your time with a girl and pursue a dead-end. As for the terminology of what you call a girl you're dating, I'd say "a girl I'm dating" or "a girl I'm seeing", but I wouldn't call them a friend.. I guess they fall under the umbrella term of "friend" or "acquaintance", but friendship has non-romantical connotations attached to it. People generally don't date their friends, you never hear someone go "I just went on a date with my friend, she's just my friend though", it's non-sensical almost paradoxical. People date people for the sole reason of either having a good time and seeing where it leads, or because they see a potential relationship in the future. You don't do these sorts of things with "friends".
Relationships typically begin when both people care about each other enough that they want to make it exclusive. If she doesn't want you with another girl and you don't want her with another guy then that's when a relationship is formed and when it becomes "official".
@TrueAtheist: well when you say "formed a relationship within a couple weeks...a couple months..." then what do you call the relationship during those times? I'd say it's a friendship if you associate with each other enough.
If "flirting the whole time" would 'naturally escalate to a relationship", then I've either never flirted, or no girl has ever liked me. Cause nothing has ever "naturally escalated to a relationship"...and that sucks.
But yeah, I might as well let her know how I feel. Best case scenario: she likes me back, we date, etc. Worst case scenario: she doesn't like me back that way, and I go off to college and forget about her anyway.
I don't know if you know what it's like never having a girlfriend by my age (17) but trust me it's weird.
@fradddd It's different for everyone, there's no way to really quantify it. I know some people who formed a relationship within a couple weeks of meeting someone, some may take a couple months, some may hit it off right away.
It's not impossible to get a girl who is your friend to be your girlfriend but it's extremely unlikely. The reason it's difficult is because if she's been your friend for this long then that's most likely all she sees you as. If she ever saw you as more than that then you would know by now, you two would've been flirting the whole time and it would have naturally escalated to a relationship. She probably sees you as a friend and nothing more and looks for her romantic partner elsewhere. The hard part is if you admit to her your feelings then it could affect your friendship and might make it awkward if she doesn't reciprocate what you feel about her.
If I was in your shoes I'd let her know exactly how I felt about her and see how she reacts. Maybe she'll react positive who knows, you'll never know unless you put everything out in the open and make yourself vulnerable to being hurt.
Best case scenario: She likes you back
Worst case scenario: She thinks it's awkward and says something along the lines of "just being friends"
If the latter scenario happens then she's a waste of your time, I would stop talking to her and hanging out with her as much, let her feel what it's like losing you. It may take time after that but if she does have even an ounce of feelings towards you then she'd reach out and come after you, just don't be the one staying there as her "friend" and groveling at her feet if she doesn't like you back. Move on.
Goodluck brah
@TrueAtheist: I guess I'm just mixed up on how long each of those steps is supposed to take.
@Blackest well, I don't wanna get too specific because I'm starting to doubt there will ever be a relationship anyway...but try finding a guide on how to get your coworker who you've known for almost a year to become your girlfriend.
[quote=fradddd]This is just a guide on how to talk to a girl once. I already know how to do that, I'm very pro at it. I just don't know how to turn the girl I talk to into my girlfriend.
Those pickup artist websites suck too, they're always based on the idea that the girl is some stranger on the street. There are like NO guides for making a female friend into a girlfriend.[/quote]
There's plenty, you just gotta look. Describe me your situation (if you have one in mind) and I'll find the article for you!
[quote=fradddd]@TrueAtheist: so they're a complete stranger one day and the next they're your GF?[/quote]
No dude, you start talking to them and going on dates with them, and if you guys begin developing feelings toward each other then you enter into a relationship.
@TrueAtheist: so they're a complete stranger one day and the next they're your GF?
[quote=fradddd]This is just a guide on how to talk to a girl once. I already know how to do that, I'm very pro at it. I just don't know how to turn the girl I talk to into my girlfriend.
Those pickup artist websites suck too, they're always based on the idea that the girl is some stranger on the street. There are like NO guides for making a female friend into a girlfriend.[/quote]
That's because it's extremely unlikely a female friend is going to turn into a girlfriend. Hence why they're your "friend".
I must go with "V informative" here
10/10, would read and follow advice
Feels like work to get a girl, damn it man I give up "returns to anime".
This is just a guide on how to talk to a girl once. I already know how to do that, I'm very pro at it. I just don't know how to turn the girl I talk to into my girlfriend.
Those pickup artist websites suck too, they're always based on the idea that the girl is some stranger on the street. There are like NO guides for making a female friend into a girlfriend.
[quote=UAPaladin]What type of makeup do you recommend?[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxrsZAz7Siw
Instructions weren't clear, I left the makeup on and was mistaken as a female, am currently going out with rich 60 year old man who hopes play my pipes.
Send Help.
instructions werent clear now im in jail
What type of makeup do you recommend?
All your girls are belong to me now.
confirmed working
i now has supermodel gf thx to this guide
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I feel like I need to regain my virginity just so I can lose it again using your glorious method. A truly lyfe changing thread.