General

"Egypt is in Asia isn't it?"

"God is real."

@Hatchet: I meant those people who just take one look at you and name you like that.
I was called a "Chinese glasses guy" because he didn't know who I was, and when i corrected him, he said that he didn't care. >.<

[quote=Tecko777]"Are you chinese?"
No. I'm korean. >.<
Yesh for people judging by how you look.[/quote]

Asking a question about your ethnicity (is that the right word?) is not stupid.

nigeria is the capital of africa......

"Are you chinese?"
No. I'm korean. >.<
Yesh for people judging by how you look.

"who are you"... LOL, you serious bro?

"How do you spell where?"

[quote=HastyHeist]Girl: "I took four Tylenols this morning!"
Me: "...Why?"
Girl: "So I wouldn't have to take two more later in the day!"[/quote]

Wooooooow

@MadWorld: y me

@Hatchet: Lol, don't worry I am. i don't usually do the "=|" face. When they say "what is anime" is my serious response to this thread XD. I wanted to see reactions from a common fact about how anime=cartoon.

pentakill.

@SoulBlade: no, it seemed like too much effort.

@MegaZord:
Did you actually do it?

@SoulBlade: when i was a kid, some kid told to get goku in ssb1 you had to
-beat 1 player mode with every character on very hard
-1 stock
-can't get hit once

"You have no friends."

[quote=MegaZord]"did you know you can play as goku in super smash bros?"[/quote]

There is actually hacks you can use to play as Goku.

"your so stupid"
"I could care less"
etc.

"did you know you can play as goku in super smash bros?"

Guy:"Wants some pork?"
Me:"Nty, I'm Muslim"
Guy:"So?"

[quote=FriedSnake]Is your name from your bible?(he assumses everybody got their name from their bible)[/quote]
that's kind of... adorable o.o

"How do you spell 'and'?"

"Cartoons aren't anime"

[quote=SirZos]"Isn't cartoons the same as anime?"
Punched him in the gut, told him to get real and haven't talked to him in about a week now =|[/quote]

Anime literally means cartoon in Japanese.

[quote=SirZos]"Isn't cartoons the same as anime?"
Punched him in the gut, told him to get real and haven't talked to him in about a week now =|[/quote]

I seriously hope you're joking

"anime isn't art just because I dun liek it"
"i lost all respect for u as an artist because you have a different opinion than me"
"omg I love your work, do you take requests? WHAT NO? OMG YOUR WORK SUCKS PLEASE STOP DOING ART LOLOL"

As for humor...
"People will die if they are killed" - Fate/Stay Night
[url=http://dumbdeviantart.tumblr.com/post/44339790814]"I am a Huge Sonic fan I Love Sonic The Hedgehog Sonic is my hero and my great grandfather[/url]
[url=http://dumbdeviantart.tumblr.com/post/33182381290]"isnt stalin hitler's son or something[/url]

My friend:
Are you going back to Japan(he knows I'm not Japanese)
Is Japan far? Is it night over there?
Is your name from your bible?(he assumses everybody got their name from their bible)

"YOLO"

@lmm616: but pls. i do have swag.

"I've got swag"

[quote=Ayaba]When I was 13, someone who was 11 asked me if I was a virgin. I was a virgin at the time.

Also my worst enemy kept telling me that Touhou is an anime, but it's not >_>
She had one of the characters (Mamizou) as an icon on MSN ages ago[/quote]

So you aren't now? [url=http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp266/06bamajetta/interdasting.jpg]Interdasting[/url]

Dont know about verbal but heres for action:
Grandma put a window fan in front of a closed window
THATS JUST BLOWING AROUND HOT AIR JFC

When I was 13, someone who was 11 asked me if I was a virgin. I was a virgin at the time.

Also my worst enemy kept telling me that Touhou is an anime, but it's not >_>
She had one of the characters (Mamizou) as an icon on MSN ages ago

[quote=dracox5234]I've seen the movie, I don't really like to read books.[/quote]

Just now.

Person: "Listen to Chelsea Grin, pure death metal!"

Me: "Get out or die by my sword."

[quote=juliacat]I showed up to my bus stop a few weeks ago in appropriate sport shorts and this girl (who's supposedly my friend but a real b*tch) said "those aren't real shorts. You don't know what shorts are."
While
I Was
Wearing
[i]shorts[/i][/quote]

o no she di'int
*snaps fingers back and forth*

"Isn't cartoons the same as anime?"
Punched him in the gut, told him to get real and haven't talked to him in about a week now =|

I showed up to my bus stop a few weeks ago in appropriate sport shorts and this girl (who's supposedly my friend but a real b*tch) said "those aren't real shorts. You don't know what shorts are."
While
I Was
Wearing
[i]shorts[/i]

"The answer to this problem is negative zero."

"I thought his name was Barry Kobama"

in school, i was doing this project, and someone comes up to me and says:
"Do i have to read?"
...

"Pi is exactly 22/7, I don't know what the "pi" button on the calculator is but it's definitely wrong"
-Some stupid import in my school (don't worry, I fixed him up).

Which reminds me, the math teachers at my school got into a verbal fight over whether the negatives of even numbers (-2, -4, -6...) are even or not...
It did sound like it was an argument between a group of "educated" people but if you think about it, it just sounds stupid on so many levels...

@UgliestBetty: Itz tru3.

"how do i make a cup noodle?"

Customer: Do you sell low fat water?
Me: I'm afraid we only have fat free water.
Customer: *looks disappointed* Do you have diet water then?
Me: I can offer you sugar free water if that's what you're after.
Customer: Oh, I suppose I'll go with that then. *answers very reluctantly*
Me: Do you prefer the bottled or on tap?

Customer: Do you sell low fat water?
Me: I'm afraid we only have fat free water.
Customer: *looks disappointed* Do you have diet water then?
Me: I can offer you sugar free water if that's what you're after.
Customer: Oh, I suppose I'll go with that then. *answers very reluctantly*
Me: Do you prefer the bottled or on tap?

Girl: "I took four Tylenols this morning!"
Me: "...Why?"
Girl: "So I wouldn't have to take two more later in the day!"

" can you play ps3 games on a ps2 " lol...