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A lady saved me 200 dollars from police

I was driving home and was on this road that had a speed limit of 35mph and typical me is driving along at a good 42-43mph. I'm the first one at the stoplight and then light turns green and I start shifting gears again until I get to around 42-43mph. Along the road a lone car with a lady inside driving on the opposite lane flashes/blinks her headlights at me twice. At first i'm like "y did she flash her lights @ me?" and then I remember that is common code for "Slow down u mofo there's a damn cop ahead". I also remember that I have a bright red car which attracts cops more. So I lift my foot off the pedal and slow down and start scanning the horizon for cops. Sure enough, I spot a police cruiser at the edge of a street and there's this d-bag stereotypical cop with aviator sunglasses and spiky hair standing right at the very edge of the street. As I approach him, he spreads his legs making a triangle shape, sticks his chest out, and lifts his arms pointing his speed gun right at me. I pass him going 37-38 which is still speeding but doesn't really merit a ticket. I look at my rearview mirror and he's still pointing his speed gun @me. I blinked my lights to every car heading in his direction to save them. Thank you random lady.

December 5, 2014

11 Comments • Newest first

ErvTheMan

I speed like mad. Somehow I'm never speeding whilst passing a cop however. I mean there was this one time there was this cop on the side of the road, it's a 75mph highway. I was going 120, zipped right past him and everyone else. No ticket, not even pulled over. Thug life

#LiveFastDieYoung?

Reply December 6, 2014
Dupants

I didn't know that universal signal lol

Reply December 6, 2014
nindow

glad to know that you didnt give them a paycheck.

Reply December 6, 2014
BajaBlast

this is some HONY material

Reply December 6, 2014
UAPaladin

I usually drive 5-10 over on usual roads, like 15 over on highways. Cops don't pull you over unless you're going above like 5 over, so even when I have a cop following me, I still go like 3 over or so. I've had a cop on the highway before pass me while going 75 in a 55 for no reason. They're such hypocrites

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CarlosNLN

i just got my G2 (for americans it is when u can drive alone) and I have been very illegal lately and i should probably stop
#NeedForSpeed

Reply December 6, 2014 - edited
Topographic

Beautiful

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bluebomber24

I always speed if it is safe to do so, even when cops are around. I am that confident in the color silver.

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ilikefoodand

I never speed unless there's a pack of cars around me that's also speeding.

Sometimes I don't even care about the pack and go exactly what the sign says.

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AbsymalTorment

You're lucky you didn't get beat up by him.

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punx

lol nice

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