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How do you chat up people you dont know

Girls how do u chat up boys you dont know, and boys how do u chat up girls you dont know.

August 11, 2013

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Twerkable

people come to me

Reply August 11, 2013
sellinscrolls

Just talk?
I met a girl at the beginning of the year in my class.
We just started to talk and stuff with other classmates around me.
Then we started to talk more and more later on.
But, now it's just meh.

Reply August 11, 2013
Sharpe1337

You just drink and then it just happens...obviously.

Reply August 11, 2013
AngleEstoth

[quote=Matewan]ooh i see you like to greentext[/quote]

yeah but this site is stupid and doesn't actually make the text green, despite being an extremely similar forum.

Mr. B, Pls.

Reply August 11, 2013
Croodle

Do the geddan.

Reply August 11, 2013
achyif

google "talk to strangers! Your friends are boring; strangers are better!" (censored site), click on the first link, and you'll find out soon enough.

Reply August 11, 2013
DrHye

Usually if I'm talking to someone I don't know that well, it's either because I'm doing school work with them, spending time with a mutual friend in a group, or I'm working with new co-workers I haven't met or gotten to know well yet. In all cases, there's obvious ways to start discussions. I don't really just talk to people out of the blue

Reply August 11, 2013
SpyShroom0

[quote=Mewtwo]like this.

HEY BABY LEMME LICK YO BUTTCRACK SIIDEWAYS[/quote]

<3 You had me at sideways

JK, it seems someone likes watching vines.

Reply August 11, 2013
Zoneflare4

@Jrosen: i know right? What people could do with this information might open up a huge communication line between people. Then they might figure out what legs are meant to do.

Reply August 11, 2013
Omegathorion

If I have a reason to talk, I'll use that reason. If I don't, then I won't talk. Why would I chat up someone for no reason?

Reply August 11, 2013
Ineqt

Ayy gurl lemme holla at dat fine ass

Reply August 11, 2013
East

I don't. They chat me.

Reply August 11, 2013
Jrosen

@Zoneflare4: I know right? I didn't want to reveal the secret..

Reply August 11, 2013
Matewan

[quote=AngleEstoth]>Bon'shaquidaloth
>mah sides[/quote]

ooh i see you like to greentext

Reply August 11, 2013
MizuiChan

...I usually walk up casually, start a little small talk about what they seem to be doing, branch into a simple introduction, and make a tasteful joke. Minor conversation ensues for a bit, and if he's my type, then I may give him my number. It's not exactly rocket science... There's some subtlety in it, but it's more of an act of showing a little pinch of your persona and seeing if they bite.

Reply August 11, 2013
Zoneflare4

[quote=Jrosen]I usually try to open my mouth and talk[/quote]
Like no way its that simple? Lol
OT i do it all the time at games

Reply August 11, 2013
MegaZord

through... [b][i]INTERPRETIVE DANCE![/i][/b]

Reply August 11, 2013
Ampharos

Aye what dat mouth do doe'?

Reply August 11, 2013
AngleEstoth

[quote=Matewan]"Ho mah gah guuurl you wood not belief wut Estoth Bon'shaquidaloth just done told me guuurlll"[/quote]

>Bon'shaquidaloth
>mah sides

Reply August 11, 2013
Mewtwo

like this.

HEY BABY LEMME LICK YO BUTTCRACK SIIDEWAYS

Reply August 11, 2013
Matewan

[quote=AngleEstoth]"Ay. AY! Shawty. What yo name is?"[/quote]

"Ho mah gah guuurl you wood not belief wut Estoth Bon'shaquidaloth just done told me guuurlll"

Reply August 11, 2013
HastyHeist

by....just talking? idk

I'm just pro.

Reply August 11, 2013
Only17

[quote=AngleEstoth]"Ay. AY! Shawty. What yo name is?"[/quote]

How many times has that worked?

Reply August 11, 2013
Jrosen

I usually try to open my mouth and talk

Reply August 11, 2013
AngleEstoth

"Ay. AY! Shawty. What yo name is?"

Reply August 11, 2013