Kissing Girls with Ritopls
Hey Basil, just got back from my date with a qt Chinese girl.
Indeed, it was a solid 4 hours of my highest quality work: constant conversation, constant comedy, impressive driving -- I even paid the whole $27 bill for dinner.
Now this girl and I have hung out a few times last semester, but have only been on the hug level for some time. Because, truthfully, the kissing level seems to be the biggest barrier. I feel like anything up to a hug is easy to get and anything past kissing is easy to get once you've established the kissing level. I'm sure this isn't the case for all, but I'm not the most suave person yet when it comes to that stuff.
Anyway, we're driving back near my house and I offer to drive her to the train station so she could take the N train straight instead of waiting for an R train to transfer, because you know she's Chinese and lives in the Chinese part of Brooklyn, so the N train is essential. Now like I said, this was after 4 hours of your boy @Ritopls at his best, so I had a feeling we were going to make out 130%. In fact, I had that feeling like 30 minutes into the date when she gave me her first of many compliments.
Anyway, we pull up to the train station and I'm like, "Well, it was fun." Then we reached across the car console as if we were going to hug, but then we both went for each other's lips and boom goes the dynamite.
Not going to lie, it was sloppy. I was 3 months out of practice. There was a tooth knock. It only lasted about 3 minutes.
But afterwards, she was like, "Finally! How many times did we have to see each other for you to do that?"
So what you should take away from this is that you should kiss girls earlier than the 4th date. If you can hug a girl, you can kiss her.
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[quote=ritopls]Hey Basil, just got back from my date with a qt Chinese girl.
Indeed, it was a solid 4 hours of my highest quality work: constant conversation, constant comedy, impressive driving -- I even paid the whole $27 bill for dinner.
Now this girl and I have hung out a few times last semester, but have only been on the hug level for some time. Because, truthfully, the kissing level seems to be the biggest barrier. I feel like anything up to a hug is easy to get and anything past kissing is easy to get once you've established the kissing level. I'm sure this isn't the case for all, but I'm not the most suave person yet when it comes to that stuff.
Anyway, we're driving back near my house and I offer to drive her to the train station so she could take the N train straight instead of waiting for an R train to transfer, because you know she's Chinese and lives in the Chinese part of Brooklyn, so the N train is essential. Now like I said, this was after 4 hours of your boy @Ritopls at his best, so I had a feeling we were going to make out 130%. In fact, I had that feeling like 30 minutes into the date when she gave me her first of many compliments.
Anyway, we pull up to the train station and I'm like, "Well, it was fun." Then we reached across the car console as if we were going to hug, but then we both went for each other's lips and boom goes the dynamite.
Not going to lie, it was sloppy. I was 3 months out of practice. There was a tooth knock. It only lasted about 3 minutes.
But afterwards, she was like, "Finally! How many times did we have to see each other for you to do that?"
So what you should take away from this is that you should kiss girls earlier than the 4th date. If you can hug a girl, you can kiss her.[/quote]
So what is this hug zone thing? Like any kind of girl 'friend' hug? I guess what I mean is if youre hugging a girl, or if she's open to hug u as a hello or goodbye and u find her to be attractive and u suspect that she finds u attractive, u can take her out on a couple of dates then boom baby go in? Teach me the wayz RitoGuru.
[quote=ritopls]If you can hug a girl, you can kiss her.[/quote]
im gonna kiss my mom! ! ! !
[quote=darkodor]Sup seawolf. I knew it was you when i read the title lol[/quote]
:^)
Excited to go back bud? I'm gonna be in James. Still haven't spoken to my roommate. I think he's international.
Sup seawolf. I knew it was you when i read the title lol
That might explain it.
classic ritopls thread i approve
Gud on ya @ritopls
Does this apply to guys and girls im bi
[quote=sammi]stoppls[/quote]
I agree with this notion.
I need picture of this girl, 90% chance she's not qt
What if I don't get dates.
Update: she texted me saying she had fun. I told her I also had fun, especially when I dropped her off. She said that "we need to work on that more," before asking me if I'm free on Saturday.
This is way more fun than Hearthstone.
[quote=ritopls]I'll do better, I swear. Now that I know that all it takes to make out with a girl is making her laugh and a little courage, I'll be making out with 70 girls by the time 2015 ends.[/quote]
enjoy the mano my friend
sometimes you get so into it, you eventually eat the girl and she disgests
[quote=goodstorybro]goodstorybro i'll help you out and tell you the fact that you can make her laugh you already winning sucks you where so slow to notice she was into you at a certain level already. its just a lack of experience that comment by her that she was like what were you waiting for hahahaha I'm dead gone get you a hotel room this weekend and give her the D.[/quote]
I'll do better, I swear. Now that I know that all it takes to make out with a girl is making her laugh and a little courage, I'll be making out with 70 girls by the time 2015 ends.
Lol @ not banging on the first date, what are you 14?
goodstorybro i'll help you out and tell you the fact that you can make her laugh you already winning sucks you where so slow to notice she was into you at a certain level already. its just a lack of experience that comment by her that she was like what were you waiting for hahahaha I'm dead gone get you a hotel room this weekend and give her the D.
stoppls
if you're white and rich any chinese girl will go for you fam
srry i dont wanna catch cooties
what if I want boys to keep their dirty mouths away from me