I can't be the only male with this issue.
This thread will probably be locked/deleted but i need to talk about this...
It's concerning; 'morning wood'
I swear to god you guys. There has to be a cure for this. It's been making my sleep uncomfortable for a few years i think.
I've been having to sleep without underwear or it being half on. Sleeping with underwear would make it unbearable & would wake me up more then what it currently does when it's not even on.
While I'm sleeping, it always remains 'stiff' & 'firm' until i wake up & go to the restroom. It's sooo annoying. You have no idea.
I could compare to it being a biological alarm clock that'd get you outta bed when you don't want too. I think I'd much rather prefer noise waking me up then to have to endure this "thing" sticking up strong & proud while in bed when you're trying to rest.
A least I know that if morning wood is this much of an issue, you have nothing to be insecure about when it comes to you know what. That's the only positive I get out of this dilemma.
I wonder if females experience anything similar to this. I'd take having monthly 'periods' any day over having to go through this EVERY-MORNING nonstop or whenever i wake up.
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what's so hard about rubbing one out before bed
Well look on the bright side, u still got ur fertility goin on.
lol at first page period posts no one cares ok
i'd rather go through a period for a few days every month than have a thing dangling in between my legs with a mind of its own being a nuisance all the time
@shyguy555: Uhmm... Way to bump a 2 month old thread haha. But to give an update concerning this; Morning wood is not as much of an issue anymore.
Realized when you're less sexually active. You're less likely to get morning wood.
@herroder: I barely get morning wood
@silverfoxr: only once in a while?
Morning wood is pretty common. Pretty much every guy is going to get it once in a while. Don't worry about it, nothing's wrong.
@distantsky: Savage af
Lol this isbreally normal. Your body sends extra blood to your thing when you sleep to keep it healthy (srs)
The More You Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA
Don't drink water an hour before you go to sleep. Morning wood is a mechanism to stop you from peeing yourself in the morning
Sleep with a friend.
considering morning wood is your body's way of telling you that your dingdong's still working as it should be, just deal with it lmao
I'd like to see you become a female and deal with monthly periods for 2 months LOL you'd revert back to being male asap haha
Dawg you hella tripping, embrace the wood.
try uhmmm extracting the syrup. i hope this tip helps
OP is a sex offender.
i dont think its half bad. its kinda embarrassing when other people see it though.
@kevqn how'd you get past the filter with that? I can't.
@shini I don't think this means you have a large appendage but keep telling yourself that. You are probably just really sensitive or something, or your appendage is angled oddly.
@thiefy996
If you don't like it then cut it off you pansy
I know you have a chode
Pee before you go to bed. Morning wood is your body's way of stopping you from pissing yourself in your sleep. Watch this very educational video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1et5NgT6bQ
lol..... If you knew just how bad monthly periods are, you would not be saying this.
morning wood is good
No, that is absolutely NOTHING compared to what women go through with periods. You have NO idea what they have to put up with. I would never want to have to deal with what they have to. It's ridiculous.
But as for morning-wood, theres a reason theres an entire term dedicated to it. Yes, it's a common thing.