my dad thinks im gay
Hey basil. My dad asked If I was gay and I know he has searched my phone, room and backpack for evidence of gayness. I think he might be reading my basil threads too, I don't know how but I think he is doing that. How do I get him to leave me alone about being gay? btw I'm straight.
[b]DAD IF YOU'RE READING THIS IM NOT GAY![/b]
December 6, 2013
22 Comments • Newest first
I'm not surprised.
son, your mother and i have found that you are gay. we want you to know that we accept you for who you are. we will continue to love and support you (until you're 18 then we are sending you off to college).
love,
dad
p.s. clean up your room and do your homework
[quote=Chema]Make it clear that even if you were gay you would never have sex with him[/quote]
I love you...
p2s
Make it clear that even if you were gay you would never have sex with him
who cares, if you're dad thinks it, just make jokes about it, dont be defensive, gay guys are defensive, trust me I know
[quote=Harlequinist]Tell him you banged his wife, so you know you're straight. He'll probably give you a highfive and invite you to watch football with him. Then ask if you can bring your girlfriend from Thailand over with you and when she does give her a blowjob and watch him get even more confused.[/quote]
This is probably the most efficient way of going about this.
@TheseNips Well, you aren't.
So just tell him that.
[quote=ShadeCaro]What's wrong with being gay?[/quote]
Nothing, but I'm in a religious family so my dad thinking I'm gay wouldn't be a good thing for me.
What's wrong with being gay?
@TheseNips:
Lol.
@TheseNips: hahaHAHAH I KNEW U WERE GAAAAYYY
Sincerely, your father.
[quote=TheseNips]I've never had a girlfriend and he might have heard me tickling a friend that slept over.[/quote]
Any sane man would think that was gay if you were outside the room.
@Wanton: shut up dad
@TheseNips you are totally gay
[url=][/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Myff5xAZM
[quote=TheseNips]I've never had a girlfriend and he might have heard me tickling a friend that slept over.[/quote]
HAHA gaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[quote=djhfreak]And what is the "evidence" that you're gay?[/quote]
I've never had a girlfriend and he might have heard me tickling a friend that slept over.
just go pick up a girl somewhere and im sure when u invite her to ur house he will be convinced that ur straight
http://www.basilmarket.com/user/TheseNips/forum/threads
reading some of your threads, i think i know why he thinks that
And what is the "evidence" that you're gay?
Just say, to your dad that he shouldnt be searching through ALL of your things and you are sure of your sexuality.
maybe you are gay?