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So, you hate your entire life for what reason? There must be something that you have enjoyed so far.
Do something you like and don't marinate in your self-pity, pessimism and negativity.

Don't degrade your life for something that is currently putting you down. Look at your life from another perspective.
Life's great if you make it. It's your life, you can do what you enjoy. Go out, feel the rain, the wind or the sun, fill your lungs with fresh air (but by all means go to a forest or something when you do that), go to a pet store and look at all those furry little critters (they're so cute and SQUEE!), draw something (good or bad, doesn't matter. Draw something happy to cheer yourself up or draw something sad to let it out), write a diary or a letter with your sorrows. Giving your sadness a physical body leaves your brain with the impression that they're off your shoulders some.
If you have problems with a person go ahead and solve it with them. If you have no way to (they died or they hate you/broke contact) direct a letter to that person (hand-written or in a notepad file), write everything you feel and think, everything you would want to say. Save the file or put the letter away. Toss/delete when you're at peace with the situation or person.

Face your problems, don't turn your head away. Otherwise they'll be luring over your shoulder and wait for you to take the right turn to slam into them once again and much harder than before.

I'll pat you on the head.

[quote=xoqtprincessxo]I can, unless you're underage[/quote]
ha please. id still do it if she was still in her fetus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3pfsCS7fWI&feature=player_embedded
This song make is duhh funneh is about maplestory too

Watch some Fresh Prince of Bel Air, always makes me laugh like a hyena

I just won the lottery, found a cure for AIDS, got accepted into Harvard, and now dating a French supermodel. Can life get any better?

thanks everyone, i'm feeling a little better. can't believe i'm saying this but ily basil ogod

Just think, tomorrow, at least you'll wake up and you won't be black.

If this somehow happens, I am truly sorry for your loss.

kEEP CRYING BABIES

At least you're not a prostitute that sold her hair and teeth to support her young daughter that is being abused by the people she is staying with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YwuqWFTbc

Hey girl.
Are u a tower?
B/c I think eiffel in love wit u

I do this usually when i'm upset.....it's called smiling, I think it's really effective xD

twisted an ankle at school, hurt my same leg by getting slammed into a car, and tripped over the same bruised-up leg all in one day.
#ccccombobreaker

If you like anime, then [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ7NyOR_vPI]this[/url] will make everything all better

okay on the serious note, just like watch [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ]this[/url]

@xoqtprincessxo: that made me laugh.
@sparkshooter: yeah, i don't want people giving me compliments or stuff like that. those things never help haha. i want jokes and just good things that happen to other people and things like that.

I can, unless you're underage

The two ways of cheering someone up:
1. Make them pity you by telling them how more horrible your life is.
2. Tell them positive things.

You are beautiful...?

You're beautiful and intelligent.

What's your problem anyways?