General

@turtletable: Stalk her. Find her. If she was talking, what would you do? Beat her up? Beat the guy up? Or leave her as she might not like you? You have to know what to do if she was talking. If you cannot do it, then forget about her? There are many women in this world, you are only seeing so few.

what do i do ;(

@ulieq: I disagree. Marrying and having kids is what makes true happiness. Having someone who you love to stay with and someone that will make you laugh and smile is something so precious that I will never not want.

@ibrahim65432: never get married, never have kids. You'll have a much happier life, trust me.

@galbatore: With lots of crying.

"hey um, are you dtc" she says "what?", you say "down to cuddle" she says, "yes". You guys hug. You say "You smell so gud, not to be creepy or anything." She feels flattered. (your casual about it) Your one step closer to being her number one or maybe not if you guys already cuddle.

She's not flattered, starts ignoring you, you give up.

@ulieq: The two days, presumably, comprised a whole bunch of 30-second activity periods with hour breaks inbetween.

@ibrahim65432: sell me your twin swords from attack of Titans

Worst feeling ever man. If you like a girl, and you believe she will be the best for the rest of your life then marry her. Ask her for her hand. But, if she won't be the best for the rest of your life, then do not even come near her. I proposed a girl once, she never answered me back. I was probably rejected. No idea. Emailing isn't really as efficient as telling her directly.

I met a girl from maplestory once and we did it hard in a hotel room for 2 days. thank god she didn't get pregnant (or aborted it)

"she's not actually my girlfriend" lol
clingy yet she isn't even yours

catchin feels

if you really like her then tell her. before Tyrone, Jamal, Chad or Chang get her

this is so me

that plot twist tho. 10/10

tag all the hoes on basil.

u wot m8